Woody? Is that you? Did you say something about my helmet being too small for my head? How can you even see me from so far behind in the standings? Do you have high powered binoculars?
Jammer, didn't I just whoop your butt last week. That makes me 2-0 against you.
You say you want me to get a muzzle? Can you actually hear me talk from your spot 17 games back? You better save your smack for Bezeach. At least you are fairly close to him...plus he won't talk back.
I think you and Woody are still mad because I knocked both of you out of the hockey playoffs.
Woody, you don't need to worry about losing in the playoffs to me this year. You won't be around!
I'll see you in two weeks Woody.
Now please excuse me while I go prepare for Webz and his save buzzards...or whatever.
