Now that Darko is off the cigs, he might be prone to needing more super size meals at fast food restaurants. That could lead to more body fat and depression as the season wears on. For you season ticket holders, keep a sharp eye on Darko during the games to see if he is eating a Big Mac.
- Don from the DetNews Forum

It seems this "Don" is a man of great introspection, his head planted well beyond his sigmoid flexure.