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Originally Posted by jammertime Hey Darth, it looks like congratulations will soon be in order. Your Phillies are just 8 losses away from 10,000.
For the record, that is more than ANY team in ANY sport EVER.
So, um... congrats on that.
Here's just a small sample of the many, MANY articles about the Phillies futility. I'm sure that if I searched long enough, I could find an article for each of the Phillies 10,000 losses. Phillysucks.com - 10,000 losses close to a reality for the Phillies.... Phillies Continue Inexorable March Toward 10,000 Losses - Sports Blog - The FanHouse FanNation | Waiver Wire's Blog | Phillies' 10,000 Losses Should be Honoured FOX Sports on MSN - MLB - Phillies nearing loss No. 10,000 <this one has a nice little piece about when the Blue Jays beat the Phillies in the World Series. |
Oh, the humiliation. The pain. The indignity!! Never will they hold their heads up again. They should shoot the franchise.
Ohhh...the Phillies lost their 10,000th game?.. Big deal.
I was talking about the 5-6 loss Darth's Phillies suffered at the hands of Woody's last place scrubs!

Woody, you always save your best for me.
Not only that but Roscoe is back from the almost dead and is in the middle of the pack of playoff contenders with a whopping and convincing victory over Winless.
I mean...I suppose anything can happen.
Only a 16 1/2 game lead over the second place (flavor)team of the week for me.
7 weeks to go.
Looks like a first place bye is imminent for Darth's Phillies (Good thing I'm done with Woody).
