THIS WEEKEND'S PUKE POWER RANKINGS
1.
Michigan Football
- Playing not to lose, ironically, is the reason Lloyd doesn't win more. Please resign, Lloyd.
2.
Detroit Pistons
- After 8 games of hiding their weaknesses with wins, suddenly they catch up to Flip's crew in gloriously shameful fashion.
3.
Detroit Lions
- Penalties & injuries. Always something. At least Chuck and Roy looked good.
4.
Detroit Red Wings
- Are they so old that they're already tired after 20 games?
5.
MSU Basketball
- It's early, but come on. Cramps? How weak.
6.
MSU Football
- Obviously the worst team on this list, but who really expected them to win yesterday? And you gotta love John L. Smith. That guy's antics could make the ugliest win watchable.