Or what about:

Darth, even though you have the drafting skills of a blind monkey with a pronounced limp trying to pick an apple out of a crate of oranges and failing miserably, or the effectiveness of a camel space walking in orbit around the moon while covered in castor oil, or the trading skills of a 3rd century greek orator on wall street (also with a pronounced limp) trying to corner the market in orange juice produced in Venezuela, or the waiver wire mastery of a four year old trying to decipher the Enigma code by drawing circles in crayon on a sheet of newspaper, I think that you stand a good chance of beating #1. Good luck brother!

Is that better?

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