A hush settled over the masses as each GM let their teams do the talking. When the phone's did light up, it was purely business. I'll trade you 2 scrubs for your starting center. I'll trade you my #10 pick for your #7. I'll trade my used bubblegum for your PT cruiser. That's not a bad deal...Chrysler is giving up the PT for nothing.

Winless Vs. Slippy
Winless and Slippy swapped fishing tales but Winless' Salmons was a shad better than the Slipsters Bass. Mmm Tasty. Both grill up nice. I prefer Salmon any day. Hey Winless, I'll trade you. Chuck Hayes opened the week by out playing Battier and finished the week doing the same thing. Winless out hustled the Pinkies in the final minutes as the Slip came up short once again.


#1 vs. Himat.
Himat needed a big night on Sunday to stand a chance but he got 3 lackluster performances and its 3-6 this time around. Himat suffered from goose eggs from Hapring, Devin Harris and a negative binary-like contribution from David Harrison. Twice.

Motown vs. Tater
You remember in the special Star Wars re-re-rerelease where Yoda slaps Skywalker silly like the 3 stooges? woo woo woo woo! nyuk nyuk nyuk! But Master! kapow! Yeah thats sort of how this one went. nyuk! nyuk! nyuk!

Pastor vs. Warthog
Mt. Barbosa erupts and ends all hope of a Pastoral victory. Barbosa's 3's almost total Pastors entire team. To counter, Paster pep talked McDyess into his own eruption but we in pistons land know that when a piston erupts, we call it a meltdown so despite a nice jump in rebounds that took a cat back, it just wasn't enough to win a week.

Dre vs. Max
Max is hurting and Dre, like any old school bad boys piston fan knows, you just keep going at him. For good measure, Dre rotated in a few extra guys to beat up on the short handed vanSmacks. Sportsmanship...its all about winning.

Webz vs. Low
Webz has put together a formidable team with some nice boobies. Meanwhile the Low must be hurting since he's cut his Yi. He's not saying much so he's taking it like a man. I'm out of innuendo so I'll just ask if the Lows found a free throw coach yet.

Jammertime vs. Ralph
The Rapids managed to pants the MC's with some serious high scoring. Big Z's impressive Varejao-less numbers keep Jammer competative but that Durant kid is sure doing well for a rookie.

16 vs. Loanshark
ARM's getting you down? Tired of dancing banners and deceptive financing? Talk to Loanshark. I tried getting my favourite player Mike Miller from 16 and offer Gasol and Battier but he never responded. If only I had darko or delfino...

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