Twas the night before christmas and all through the league
not a player was playing not even Rip or Chauncey

Ralphie had found himself losing to the guy in last place
but Slippy had players who couldn't keep up the pace

So Ralphie managed to pull a win from the hat
thanks to all of Slippy's players who never played but just sat

With Hibachi-man out, Tater thought he had won
But Manu played 2 minutes and his week was undone

It could have been worse because on that draft past
Tater left his fav player and instead he picked Nash


Three-peat won a big one this week
To turn back the trend of a losing streak

He shot better, scored more and handed out dimes
While Wart scanned headlines for K-mart(2)'s return time

Motown's shot well but could not hit a three
But he squeaked out a win cuz he was not so turn-over-ly
(yeah...that's right!)

Loanshark sent a letter to Yao with threats of castration
if he missed any time from that facial laceration
(aw yeah, that's real gangsta)

Dre took Winless down to the shed
for an old-fashioned beating and left him for dead

Lucky for Winless, Dre likes to step out of bounds
So he at least won rebs and TO's this round

Webz gimped Pastor but that's no surprise
If Pastor's lineups were set, I'd start rubbing my eyes

And Himat and max and 16 and Low
All tied each other and each had the same score

So there it is the week in review
so "Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you!"

Break it down!
Merry Christmas. Me-Me-a-Me-a-Merry Christmas
(let me hear you say)
Merry Christmas. Me-Me-a-Me-a-Merry Christmas
(Santa in the house!)

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