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Old 12-31-2007, 06:26 PM
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Re: Lions reportedly set to fire Mike Martz
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Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
Some Post-season Lions humor...........


Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: Ford Field - they never have a touchdown there
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Ann Arbor have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ!'



Classic...this should be posted on the NFL Network, the WDFN webpage, and sent to both William Clay Ford and Matt Millen's personal e-mail addresses
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