I replied right after reading BBJays post (when will I learn?) and didn't bother to read the rest of the posts for the day. Looks like Micro covered it all before I did. And with style! I like the kitten part.

I have friend who has a theory that Darko really is a "special" kind of player, and thats why he has shown no progress, and seems to lack a fundamental understanding of the game.

The theory is based on the idea that Darko's agent, family, and translators were able to hide the fact from the Pistons based on the lanquage barrier.

Scout to Darko: So, why do you want to make the transition to the NBA, and what do you think you can offer the Pistons?

Darko to translator: I want to ride in a firetruck!

Translator to Ronzone: Darko believes that he can compete at the highest level. He looks forward to learning from the worlds best coaches, and contributing to a championship caliber team. Darko believes that he can immediatly contribute on defense and rebounding while learning the finer points of the American game.

Ronzone: That sounds great! Thank you for your time, we look forward to seeing you in workouts.

Darko: I like jello with my dinner.