"Watch Shawn Marion whine that the misting fan is aimed at White Jesus and Black Jesus instead of him! It's high entertainment! Can't see it anywhere else! Our camera operators will gratuitously pan across women's breasts! No hotter objectification this side of the Internets!

Also the Phoenix Suns, who made basketball worth watching again!! (although we're contractually obligated to make a crack about how boring and meaningless NBA preseason, regular season, and early-round playoff games are)"