Originally Posted by TaShawn

JOEL ZUMAYA TAKES AIM: 'I will prove this world wrong'

I'm not sure if I would have told the interviewer that I was crying in bed because people thought I was lying. But each to his own. He's an emotional dude.

It really is a shame he's had so many BS injuries.

1) guitar hero tendinitis
2) popped ligiment in throwing finger
3) box falling on shoulder???

Come on man. What's next? Maybe he'll get his throwing hand caught in a meat grinder and it will just turn into spaghetti.

The only comparable injuries were Lou Whitaker's dancing injury and Willie Hernandez's gardening accident.

It's like baseball's version of the Spinal Tap drummers' woes.