You stop that thair stuff right now Merc . You may scair away new readers coming over hair and that is shair mean. I cannot bair that thair thought. Even though every time I read his posts I just stair and stair, I dair say weir all gonna hafta bair it. I don't cair if you like it or not. It's neither haiir nor their! So get it in geir feller or weir all gonna lair at you and call you quier. It makes me want to tair my here out.

your friend,

Darth Tatair