Here's my reaction this morning:

THE TIGERS SIGNED CABRERA! wOOHOOO...WOOOOHOOO YAYYATTTYAY!! YEAH BOY, YEAH!..SHOW MEEE THE $$$$$$$$...HELLO MY BABY-HELLO MY HONEY! HELLO MY RAGTIME GALLLLLL!....


granderson starts season on DL:

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BWAPP-BWAP-BWAAAAAAAAP!


actually we'll be fine...