Originally Posted by bezeach

I took a trip to Canada right before the fantasy hockey season started. I had my computer in the trunk of my car. As soon as I crossed the border, it froze. I searched around looking for a new computer, but all I found was trading posts trading moose meat. I had to wait six months before I got a new computer (because of the "survival season" in Canada, where people just stay inside and watch hockey all day because it is so cold outside, and thermometers don't even work because of the frigid temperatures.) Then as soon as it got warm enough, I came back (by snowmobile, because nobody owns cars). Then I bought a new computer and found the fantasy hockey season was over. That's why I didn't/couldn't talk smack.