I think Isiah Thomas and Larry Brown should open a school to train coaches. Some featured courswork could be:

"Don't Ever Quit: 10 Easy Steps to Getting that Buyout You Need" (taught by Brown)

"Pick 'n Roll: Pick at Everybody and then Roll to Your Next Gig (taught by Brown)

"Positive Persona: How to Convince Others You're Headed in the Right Direction Despite the Bottom Line (taught by Thomas)

"Foul! Hiding Your Indescretions by Saying the Right Things" (taught by Thomas)

The Davidson Connection: Establishing a Pleasant Relationship with the Boss (co-taught by Brown and Thomas)