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Kander said he would administer treatments that "Chauncey's never seen before, a lot of stuff he isn't even going to be able to spell."
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I'm sure that he'll start by rubbing the cucumber/mango/papaya paste combined with essential oils from pine, peppermint, arachis, wheatgerm, almond and grapeseed on there. Probably bust the magnets out and do some magnet therapy. Top it off with a wrap containing natural rare earth elements on the periodic table that have been used in Japan and Asia for generations to relieve the pain and inflammation...