In further news, it was discovered after lab analysis, that fragments left at the scene of the crime (Savvis Forth Worth Data Center) were in fact not crumbs from Saltine crackers but rather greasy pieces of potato chips.

FBI sources claim that "this has narrowed our search for the perpetrator down to the state of Idaho, the home of greasy people, and greasy potatoes. Mashed, boiled or fried, the Idahoans are notorious for their Intarweb mischief and tasty 'taters."

Stay tuned for further updates.