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Old 09-16-2006, 09:53 PM
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Re: Who Micro'd Roscoe36?

The Linwood Memorial Coal Oven still had that smoked meat smell from the mobs last episode of JUSTICE. The Chili was frozen and ready for the season. But today a new brand of justice was to hit the market.

"hey, we got no fuel for the fire" someone said.
"hell, flames about done gone out on this one."
"You mean the game?"
"No man, the oven. What we gonna do? Bezeach ain't cooking himself."
"I just turned vegetarian," said the prof.
"No you didn't," said Tay
"yes I did."
"no you didn't"
"Did"
"Did not"

In frustration, prof picked up a baseball and tried to pelt Tay with it but the wily kid ducked and the ball hit bezeach who was tied to a post.

"Ow!" yelled bezeach.
"Death by pitching!!! Poetic Justice worthy of motown. FOR MOTOWN!!!!"
"Yeah but its Roscoe we are avenging."
"Oh, Him too. START THE pelting!!!!"


50,000 errant pitches later it was over.

"Hey, we're basketball fans. What did you expect?"
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