The group dragged Lurker kicking and screaming to the LMCBO. "You guys don't have a clue what you are doing!!" cried Lurker.
"What do you mean...murderer!!!"

"Me? I make one post and I get hanged for it."

"What do you expect with a name like...Lurker!!!"

"But I post all the time!"

"A-ha!! So you admit your guilt!"

Lurker knelt down. "Now I see the errors of my ways...how errant justice is not justice but the prosecution of the disabused. Let my charred flesh nourish the minds of those that remain so that they may chose...nay, cherish the responsibility of rock solid evidence."

"I'm more of a pork rinds kind of guy. Now where is that can of duck fat?"

And so it was that Lurker paid for the murder of Majestik and the group, fat and happy, debated posting more about Darko.

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