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Old 09-28-2006, 03:14 PM
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Re: Professor Murdered: Classes Cancelled

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Originally Posted by Dumars4Ever View Post
Man, this is still going on? These threads are entertaining and all, but it looks like this whole thing isn't going to end until everyone's dead.
D4e, do you reeeeeeeaaaallly expect us to believe that you haven't been playing close attention to the carnage? At the very least you are a potential murder victim. You are still a suspect simply by virtue of still being alive no matter how little you have posted, as are all of the survivors of murder2@pf.com to date.

Now I notice you have only voted once in the hanging poll for this whole game. Is that because you are the murderer and you are just sloppy with covering your tracks? Maybe you compulsively murder but you can't bring yourself to hang innocents in your stead. I think we may need to do a psychological profile on you once we get you in custody. Who knows you could even be a split personality. In that case, it would be permanent commitment instead of prison.

Expressing mild surprise that the murder game is even still on?

I've got take a magnifying glass to my heretofore unhelpful murder timeline spreadsheet and take a closer look at your clueword status. Stay in town, we may need you to come to the precinct for a casual little chat.

Our investigation hasn't yielded the best results, we may just string you up to narrow the suspect list.

Professor, the only upside of the your demise is the certainty now that you weren't, never were and never will be a murderer. Also all those college kids will get a long weekend which is kinda nice for them. I will miss you, but the company you will keep in Heaven will more than make up for it I think. I always liked that you were such an optimist about the Pistons in these trying times (Flip).
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