Darko will shut down Sheed. He will also shut down Webber. In fact, Darko will guard Sheed and Webb at the exact same time.

While doing this, he will also put up this stat-line;
50 points, 30 rebounds, 16 blocks, 10 steals, and 9 assists

The score will be 150 to 2 (with our only 2 being scored by Darko as he accidently taps the ball into our basket while going for an rebound)

And we will all see the greatness that is Darko.