It would be pretty funny to sit right behind the Pistons bench and yell for Flip to do everything that you know he is going to do anyway.

As the first quarter nears to an end...
"Flip, put in Delfino. You suck. Put in Carlos What's the matter with you?"

Then, when he does, you can really start getting inside his head.
"Flip, good job with Delfino. Now sub Flip Murray in for Chauncey. There you go. I could do your job. Why don't you go to a zone?"