I like Roger Clemens, but this has been a bit much now for the past 3 or so seasons.

If you still want to play, play. That means, sign a deal in the offseason like every other FA. Play a full season. Go on the road trips. Practice with the team. Stop dragging it out.

If you want to retire, retire... again.

It's just so darn annoying.

Now I understand that he is perfectly within his rights if teams are willing to comply, and he doesn't control the media. But enough is enough already!!