Memphis Grizzlies....

We'll take Joakim Noah.

Memphis is Graceland. A guy named Noah is almost biblical. Plus, we need a big who has size, is scrappy and a tough competitor because Pau Gasol is a wimp.

We considered trading down for Mike Conley, but no one would pay us any cash, and we were dead set on buying owner Michael Heisley one of these...

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