Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

My eyes are burning!!!!!!!!!

What are you saying 'Wave?!!!

That's sacreligious.

That's almost as bad as when I traded Yzerman for Forsberg straight up on my video hockey game.

You can't diss on Feds until we win a cup without him!

WTF?!!! Washed up? Washed up was what Brett Hull was when he played for the Wings! Oh, he had two great years... yeah, playing with Zetts and Dats... They even make Holmstrom look like an offensive wiz.

That's just wrong... To heck with Feddie?!!!

The guy was the most exciting Wing next to Yzerman we had... it's not like we're taling about Slava Kozlov here... or even Lucky Luc. We're talking about Sergei Fedorov! Sergei "I married Anna Kournikova" Fedorov!!!

The one thing I was hoping would come out of the lockout was that Anaheim would dump his contract, and the Wings would pick him up for a song.

Man, I still wake-up dreaming about a Fedorov, Datsyuk, Zetterberg line...

That just wrong man... after all we've been through together...I thought I knew you.

I trusted you!!!!!!!!

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