Amazing what you learn on this forum.

I guess I had better not tell anyone that I eat walnuts. LOL

You guys are all back tracking now because you know the
Darkowatcher is nigh. He, she, it is gonna find out who's been naughty and dorko and ream you a new knothole. For the record I've been fair with the Darko situation. I didn't know why he wasn't getting playing time. Because a 2 pick is supposed to get PT. That is if you plan to use him, period. But then I find out Darko wasn't really meant to be a project. He was meant to be a trading chip to be played later. JD played a cruel joke on us all!!! What a tease!!! IJDWT, but I think JD should get laid into by Darkowatcher as well, there was a little improprieity here.
... Would a, "Who should start, Wade or Rip?" thread be more fun to disect? I could see Lee saying well Rip can't slash as good as Wade. And Wade doesn't get open on curls as good as Rip. It would be a wonderful headache. Then you guys could come up the silly trades to improve on what can't be improved upon.

Darko schmarko, what a bunch of knotheads!



You want love & kisses, grab some c-notes and hit 8-mile at dusk. This is a b-ball forum not one those god awful Peter Fonda free love movies from the early 70s.

The DMC guy has blown through 12M of our Piston payroll so far and I've still seen better O moves from that jackazz hooper the horse. He has to bring it to swing it. Get it? He's taking home man size checks. He makes more in one year than Zeke did in his first 5. What is it that's hard to wrap your arms around?

He isn't dropping the round peg in the roundhole. Before it's over he'll get rolled out'a Detroit like that fat little blueberry girl in the original Willy Wonka. Joe D's ooompa looompa guard is warming up its engine right now. Can U say "Hello Atlanta"..

Give him luv?! I'll give him tough love by sticking my size 11 right up his dusty gopher hole. That's what he needs. Something has to light this guys fire. Sitting around saying, "ain't that cute pa, look how he suckles his furry little thumb" won't help him grow. It won't help his game. It's maroonic! A sure sign the four horseman of the apocalypse are galloping toward that geodesic dome you been livin in, take off your Jerry Garcia pj's with the "Lets all Orgy!" iron on decal pal and smell the coffee. Real coffee, columbian coffee, not that de-caf crap!

I could give a rats patootie about his "fweelings". He doesn't care about mine. Where's the thunder dunks, the face washers, the throw downs?! Why isn't he using those elbows to re-arrange the facial features on anyone stupid enough to come within range?! He makes Victor Alexander look like a fluid player!

Your way won't work unless you're trying to make a big damn ballerina boy out'a him. "Look ma, don't he look good in those shiny white slippers dressed like a swan!"

Admit it. Now drop down and give me 20 you Gomerfied wide eyed pack of fancy smellin lilliputians..

By the way, wood is a wonderful thing. I love wood. All kinds of wood.
Great things come from wood. I recently bought a wooden Violin from England, it was created in 1926 and the sounds it makes will bring tears to eyes (especially if I'm the one playing it).

So don't go knocking wood..you get my dander up I'll be on you like locust on an ear of corn, like pigs on eggshells, like DMC on a fresh pack of Marlboros...

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"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down"...Jimmy Durante

Wow, a lot of "hole" references flying back and forth. Strong latent feelings unleashed by the Darkman.

Suck it up your Pie Hole!

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G-man,

After reading your post, it is still very unclear to me what your feelings are on the subject of DMC.

Get off the friggin' fence. Either you like the boy or you don't. Fish or cut bait. S**t or get off the pot. No more of this Charlie Brown wishy washy crap.

You are a staff member. Speak your mind, already. You are among friends.


Yeesh. Everyone around here is always so worried about being politically correct!