Friends & Allies alike, lend me your ears:

The Kevin Garnett trade discussion ends now.

If, in all your panicked considerations about how to resurrect your Detroit Pistons, you stumble upon said idea with a yelp of self-satisfied glee, I'm here to help you.

Here me, friend, when I say that you are not the first person to either a.) think of this idea; b.) mention this idea aloud into the general public's thinking. We've heard it already. We have. Many times. And each time it sounds as ridiculous as it did the last time we heard it.

And here's why I bring this up: I don't want to waste our time discussing such unlikely things. I hate movies about meteors hitting the earth and I hate trade discussions that smart 15-year-olds wouldn't waste their time on.

Let's be adults, not children. Let's use our time to talk about realistic things. I wish I was Jacque Cousteau sometimes, but I've accepted the fact that Jacque Cousteau I will never be.

Let's all make an effort to reach a little bit deeper into the well of imagination. That's all I ask.

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KG can make more shots than BBen. How about Sheed and BBen for Kg. And we bring up Amir. smile

I'll trade you my Ben Wallace rookie card for your KG foil stamped special.

Survey Says!....

good one low.

Why is there a guy named Garnett in the background of the picture with Garnett? "GAR..." Strange.

. There is no mirror.

The writing is not backwards, so it couldn't even be a mirror. Is there a fan on the court wearing a Garnett jersey?

Too bad fans can't stand on the court. What's up with that? These tiny things annoy because I want to know the answer, but I can never figure it out.

What happened to my Garland and Garfield post. Garrett?