Aw man. Nobody liked my random thoughts.

I actually laughed when I read that at work. Just had nothing to add. They were the randomest thoughts I've ever seen, yet they made perfect sense.

That was random? I thought it was a code that I was supposed to decipher. I'm still working on cracking it...

Thank you! I think most of my jokes, they are so dry, nobody laughs and I am dying at my computer busting a gut. I thought this was one of those where I was all alone again. Glad to here at least one other person got a little chuckle out of it. That was actually kind of hard to do. It gave me a headache trying to be that random.

I got a friend who once in awhile tries to humor the people in his car by talking randomly into a drive thru speaker. The person on the other end thinks his speaker is shorting out.

Yes, I'll have a number -------with a large----- . No change that to a num---------- . And I'll also --------------------------with a small----------------- .

I wonder if they ever humor him back by messing with his food? That's why I'm all business at the drive-thru.