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Old 03-31-2007, 04:17 PM
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Long story short, this guy is a beast. He sleeps in a dark cave, is thrown buckets of meat and bones every few days, and works out by benchpressing elephant carcasses.

“One of our guys was kidding that we kind of keep him over there, kind of chained up,” coach Flip Saunders recently said, “and when we let him loose we feel sorry for the other team because he really goes.”
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“One of our guys was kidding that we kind of keep him over there, kind of chained up,” coach Flip Saunders recently said, “and when we let him loose we feel sorry for the other team because he really goes.”
Hey, that is funny Flip.

I think it's really funny that you keep our bench players - especially the young ones - chained to the bench instead of gaining valuable experience, earning important playing time, and helping rest our starters.

PLAY THE BENCH YOU MORON!!
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sounds like the guy could be a heavyweight boxer like Tyson was.
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Careful Flip, it looks like your chains fell off for 2 minutes today.
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Hey, that is funny Flip.

PLAY THE BENCH YOU MORON!!
The moron used 11 guys in the rotation today in the win over the World Champs. Maybe he was listening to you.
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The moron used 11 guys in the rotation today in the win over the World Champs. Maybe he was listening to you.
I doubt he can read.
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