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Old 02-25-2008, 04:36 PM
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Flip Saunders Quote Translator

We've all read quotes from Flip Saunders and have been left with that confused, frustrated, and ultimately lonely feeling. Sometimes it is difficult to determine when he is being a genius or when he merely misunderstood the question. Sometimes he sends secret coded signals to BF and other times he is making a thinly disguised cry for help.

I just thought that a good thread topic would be to keep track of his quotes and put them on the cutting board for our expert analysts here to dissect.*

For example, the following quote could be interpreted on face value or it could mean much more.

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Of the top four teams in the East and the West, we are the only team playing two rookies, and we are playing two in our top eight (rotation). We're not going to shelve that. The minutes those guys are getting not only help this year, but it will help us next year, as well.
My straight talk express translation:
Quote:
Look people, I understand that I am being criticized for not developing the bench. Well, I'm doing more than our competition, so get off my back. We are going to shelve that later in the season. When I take away their playing time later this year, don't criticize me, because that development helps next year's team.
* This is meant to be classified as a "90% humorous" thread and should not be considered another mean spirited attack on our favorite coach. However, there has to be an element in truth involved to truly make it funny.
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Quote:
Chauncey is a player I respect. He's a big-game player
My straight talk express translation:

Quote:
Get ready for 40+ mpg games whent the going gets tough
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I noticed the same thing you noticed. I told him and I have told all of our players -- nothing is given. You earn your minutes. You earn what you get. What we're going to do is put guys on the floor that are going to compete on a daily basis
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Quote:
I am going to give out minutes as I see fit. (or as Joe makes me do).
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Re: Flip Saunders Quote Translator

Feel free to pile on:

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Re: Flip Saunders Quote Translator

This one is pretty good:

Quote:
“Ben was great. The energy he played with for 56 minutes was unreal.”
No translation needed.
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Re: Flip Saunders Quote Translator

I also notice that Flip talks in circles, whether in print or in live interviews.

Sometimes I go away shaking my head and asking myself "what was that all about".
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Re: Flip Saunders Quote Translator

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I also notice that Flip talks in circles, whether in print or in live interviews.

Sometimes I go away shaking my head and asking myself "what was that all about".
At first, it annoyed me. But now that we are winning in a very convincing manner, I'm starting to find them entertaining.

Quote:
The fourth quarter play of Amir Johnson in Wednesday's loss to the Bucks caught Saunders' eye. "He continues to move up the ladder with his ability to play for us and the minutes he's going to get."

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Re: Flip Saunders Quote Translator

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“We have a lot of confidence in our defense and when you're scoring offensively, they both feed off of each other.”
Flip subliminal: "I don't know what I just said or what point I was trying to make, but will someone just PLEASE pass me a thigh."
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I thought our defense was great. We held one of the best offensive teams to 36 percent and 93 points in their building -- that's pretty good.
Agreed.

I thought Rip really got us going in the fourth.
Ditto.

A lot of that was Tay and a lot of it was that we were changing our defenses. We mixed zones with our man-to-man and tried to load up on him. But we've played two of the best offensive teams back-to-back on the road and kept them in the 90s. That's how you win on the road.
i.e. defense = wins against good teams. Amen.
I'm liking this guy more and more.
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Re: Flip Saunders Quote Translator

Quote:
"If you notice, I bite my lip a lot more," "I have a lot of scars on my lower lip. But it's a decision you make early."
Translation: "The 'organizational mandate' that has been bestowed upon me to play our young bench causes me great pain. This pain can be described as someone taking a whiffle-ball bat and beating my adams' apple until it swells to the size of a grapefruit."
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