Oh so you want to make fun of my foliage? Well I'll have you know that they are...very....vicious...plants. Yeah. rawr! Bite your head off.

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Thanks, I'm sure that would have helped.

I was going to calculate the odds of two fantasy players from the same team injuring two other players from that team but the tears were making the little numbers on my sliderule too hard to see.

Ooooohhhh, Stat Sprocket, that is so sad.

It is. But save a hug for the Venus fly trap man. He'll need it on Sunday.

dba, this year we'll say you got linwooded after your first two strong weeks. Next year, when players collide and take each other out we'll say: Man, its tough luck to get Sprocketed.

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I feel it's important to make your mark in any way you can.

However, since I've figured out that losing a category by one (point, rebound, etc.) is no different from losing by 100, the sprockets are going to lay low for a bit, lick our wounds, and come back rested and ready to kick butt towards the end of December.

The new sprocket credo (from King John)...

"But wherefore do you droop? why look you sad?
Be great in act, as you have been in thought;
Let not the world see fear and sad distrust
Govern the motion of a kingly eye:
Be stirring as the time; be fire with fire;
Threaten the threatener and outface the brow
Of bragging horror: so shall inferior eyes,
That borrow their behaviors from the great,
Grow great by your example and put on
The dauntless spirit of resolution.
Away, and glister like the god of war,
When he intendeth to become the field:
Show boldness and aspiring confidence.
What, shall they seek the lion in his den,
And fright him there? and make him tremble there?
O, let it not be said: forage, and run
To meet displeasure farther from the doors,
And grapple with him ere he comes so nigh."

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Jimi

Sprockwooded?

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I vote for Linwoodness...I hope.

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Linwood Kimmee Lights...