Ha! The Rattler is back and better than ever! He can take this category for me by himself. Josh Smith would try and block his own mum if you gave him a chance. Unfortunately for him, he is grounded this week. Let's just have a look at the other cats shall we?

Steals- Thankfully for you my steals machine Artest is out for the first 7 games otherwise you might not recover mentally from the beating thats about to happen in that category.
3's- Fuhgeddaboudddit!!
Points- Do any of your guys even average over 13 a game?
Rebounds- True blue Australian Warrior Bogut will get you some, but not enough to carry those other darko-ites who run away at any sign of contact.
Assists- Hmm... West, Law and (Not so) Mighty Mouse versus Billups, Felton and Marbury. I DON'T THINK SO!
The other ray-ray (Felton) is going to go off this year. See how many weapons he has got? He's gonna average 10 assists this year.

The other categories won't matter because my main man Matrix is the revolution and he is reloaded and ready to be a 9 cat freak! Battier is the reduced fat (and skill) version of the Matrix or maybe i'll just call him the binary man. His lines look like this: 1-1-1-1-1-1

Also I hate to tell you that you have the all-time injury squad on your hands. Sure, they might last one week to feign giving my team some trouble, but come the playoffs they'll be resting their knee meniscus' on the sidelines and icing their icepack hands in the hopes of one more application.


Oh yeah... Good luck!

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i feel like i've lost already...

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i feel bad for you motown, knowing you're going to be starting the season in a 9-0 hole. but cheer up, you won't be the only one this season.

I have to say at the very least that Duncan is getting me off to a good start...He's suffering at the line, but my guards will bring that up this week. Excelsior!

Let the smack talk begin

Yeah I had him on one of my teams last year...with that being said, I will condede day one to you if Davis and McGrady have subpar games tonight, but I should still win the week as you only have Duncan with two more games this week and the rest of your squad looks ripe for the taking

i feel bad for motown - JO is supposed to sit the opener, foye is out for who-knows-how-long, and odom is sitting tonight (why??). meanwhile boozer posts a 32/15, and pietrus plays 30 mins for golden state, and hopefully he stays in favor with don nelson during the year.

i think i'm going to be horribly weak in assists, blocks, and steals though.

this is going to be a very interesting year with 16 teams and 10 starters per team. one or two big performances could sway the entire weak.

yep. motown is in trouble. and now he is trading one injury-troubled big man for another (dalembert) and the girl-talker. has someone hacked into his yahoo account??

on a sidenote, it looks like jammer and himat are battling each other with guys still on their bench. hey fellas! there are no negative points in fantasy bball, no matter how much steve francis or derek fisher may stink

Yeah Jammer, Fisher had a nice game tonight and you left him on the bench???

Got to say that Deron Williams looks good enough to lead the Jazz to the WCF again, so he may be your ace in the hole fantasy wise, Low...

He and Boozer could become more prolific than Stockton ans Malone...

Louis Scola, whom I drafte ahead of players like Jarett Jack, Al Horford or Chris Mihm ( ) played 8 mins, grabing 3 boards and turning it over once.
Is it too early to call him a bust?