Discuss the highs and lows of your team. Rant on the agony of defeat or the sweet smell of victory. Or just plain talk smack. This is your stage.

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Marke%%%%ch reported that stock in Pilot Pens rose sharply after an unexpected swing in sales of its 8 color highlighter pens pushed revenues up several points. This came despite rumors of a butcher paper shortage.

In other news, the Kimmie Lights have no plans to draft 9-11. However, Pilot a spokesperson did reveal the company had been petitioned to produce an 11 pen set.

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LMAO! marke%%%%ch and sal%%%%er. naughty!

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Autofilter can turn the mundane into amusing.


Okay...I'm familiar with all the team owners but one. I've seen the name in other pf.com contests...WHO is the Sausage King?

No smart aleck replies please.

will the real sausage king please stand up.

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That would just be too easy.

Where there's a will, there's always a way...

Sausage King is Abe Froeman. I remember from the first novice league.

looks like you'll all have a much better chance of winning each week now that Warthog's "120-65-4" Wackjobs aren't around

Highlighters? Well no wonder I'm going to win. Highlighters alone will not do the job. Halfway through the season they run out. Trust me. Sharpies are the hit for all butcherblock-paper-on-the-kitchen-wall fantasy basketball headquarters. I just got a 12 color Sharpie set. Be afraid, Slippy, be afraid.