All this time, Slippy's been hampered by the dnp's and horrid binary lines of his supporting cast. Finally, the gloves come off (if only for a little while) and this team actually contributes top to bottom. The result? Near league leading Pts. Reb. and Ast. Too bad it was against 16's league leading pts
and rebound monster. Still Slippy sneaks by with .001 ft%. woot!

Tater tied the top team in the int'l man of mystery's revenge matchup. Still sour from that upset loss 20 years ago, Webz vows to travel back in time to get his mojo in just in time to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing. Fortunately both perennial losers in the TO cat cancelled their achilles heels out.

The minute Sideshow bob inked a offer sheet, Mr. T went howling mad Murdock and snagged the Mopped Flopper. However, he has yet to see the floor. With Duncan sandbgging for the playoffs, Low went hurting in his main category. Loandshark,meanwhile held serve en route to a 6-3 win.

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Motown loses to the Arenas-less Pants. The story is VC. Half man, half amazing and almost half your points. Ok...that was a stretch. Still, bullet magnet Tinsley did little to make up for his lack of discretion.


Winless wanted to find out if his team was a contendah or a pretendah. The jury is still out cuz Wart lost some key guys. If winless keeps beating hurt franchises, he'll fake his way all the way to the championship game. Against me. I'm starting my comeback!

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hey dude, i got over that long ago. that was novice days man!

you're thinking of warthog, who holds the current title of 'the bitter one'.

speaking of warthog, when does reality matter in advanced league commentary?

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I might need to shake things up a bit. Not really impressed with my team. Losing to a team missing its top draft pick is unacceptable.

Time to get medieval on you cats!

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. Not a bad thing if you are Roscoe...

slippy, there is no reality in fantasy

Wise words from the sage of Smack Talk.

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