The "Official Jammer is a big hoser" thread

[Darth Tater]

Hey, this will be removed in 5 minutes like all of the other The "Official Jammer is a big hoser" threads, but you know...perseverance and all that jazz.

Feel free to post exactly why YOU think Jammer is a big hoser.

Format: Jammer is a big hoser because_______

OK, I'll start

Jammer is a hoser because:


(1) He feeds the poor penguins that he traps on his front lawn to the Polar bears in his back yard.

(2) He always takes Roscoe's side...what a shmoozer (Somebody hand this guy some chapstick).

(3) Uhmmm...Can we use the word SUCKS on this forum to describe somebody's fantasy teams. Because if so, I want to say how much his team SUCKS. I mean SUCKS with a big old "S".

[Slippy]

this needs to be a sticky...

[Darth Tater]

Originally Posted by Luke Slippywalker

this needs to be a sticky...

[jammertime]

Speaking of fantasy....

Darth, while I'm really flattered by all of the attention you've been paying to me lately, my wife asked if you could please stop calling our house. I'm sure you're really a nice guy deep down, I'm just not interested in, as your hourly PM's state, "hanging out" or "watching the Pistons while spooning".

[Darth Tater]

Originally Posted by jammertime

Speaking of fantasy....

Darth, while I'm really flattered by all of the attention you've been paying to me lately, my wife asked if you could please stop calling our house. I'm sure you're really a nice guy deep down, I'm just not interested in, as your hourly PM's state, "hanging out" or "watching the Pistons while spooning".

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...

[BillLaimbeer]

Originally Posted by Darth Tater

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...

How did you decide to put this thread in the "Lions and Football" section? Jammer is equally a hoser in all of the other threads.

[Darth Tater]

Originally Posted by BillLaimbeer

How did you decide to put this thread in the "Lions and Football" section? Jammer is equally a hoser in all of the other threads.

I thought I could hide it here so it wouldn't get removed so fast. Roscoe is Cannuckian...the last place he will be looking is a football thread.

But you're right...maybe someone can move it to the green room so everyone can enjoy it.

[jammertime]

Originally Posted by Darth Tater

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...

I'm FREE!!!

Originally Posted by BillLaimbeer

How did you decide to put this thread in the "Lions and Football" section? Jammer is equally a hoser in all of the other threads.

[webz]

Originally Posted by Darth Tater

Format: Jammer is a big hoser because_______

1) He beat me last week in FF by 1.5 points because he employed sneaky stat-garnering techniques such as 2 point conversions and return yards for inept WR's.

2) He is the commish and got the number 1 pick.

[Slippy]

Originally Posted by Darth Tater

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...

what? does she offer even more lopsided trades?? i mean DT, what IS the appeal?