Just watched the Pistons / Heat game on ESPN.

The number one question regarding the event just witnessed has to be;
Bill Walton, anti-christ or retarded circus clown?

My vote is anti-christ clown.

This guy has to be the worst analyst in professional basketball.
I don't care about his obvious bias. It's the whole package he brings to my flat screen that I find offensive. He's incredibly creepy. He's like liquid intestinal gas splashed across the tv pixels.

You need a nauseous moment? Knowing your team is about to have the fly brained Walton chortling his view of their inner workings to a national audience is a enough to make a grown man cry.

But it's his colorful remarks, like the one about Dwayne Wade being a "chiseled Michelangelo with a great upper rack" that really make me wonder what he was doing to other players jocks while they were showering back in his Portland playing days.

Seriously, his non-stop never-take-a-breath jabberwocking anti-Piston gurgling is more than a sane man can bare. At half time I caught myself standing on a chair trying to fashion a hang-mans noose over a ceiling beam in my cabin.

ESPN management is clearly nuts, crazy, insane. Anyone that would actually sign checks that compensate this clown for his game insight probably needs to check their car for leaking exhaust fumes.

That's it, that's all I'm saying.....

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"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down"...Jimmy Durante

Always wondered how he's stayed on the air so long... it could be the shock factor (like Barkley).... what stupid thing is he gonna say next?.... kinda like those commercials you hate but you still watch cause it's rediculously dumb humor... if it gets a reaction then mission accomplished for the ratings.

I don't know nobody seems to like him. I can take him for about a quarter then its gets real old fast.

Why is he on the air?

I heart Bill Walton. That monologue of his was absolutely priceless
He's usually funny, occasionally insightful, and easy to tune out if you take him too seriously.

Maybe he appeals to the gay audience.

I couldn't get the voting box to work but I'll go with antichrist.

Bill walton is for people who watch Elimidate AND tune ito the basketball game.

What would be truly entertaining is replacing Mr. Bill with Napoleon Dynamite.
"Coaches only like players with skills. Cross over skills. REbound skills. Shooting skills. You know, SKILLZ!"

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HEY! Watch it, you! Them's thar fightin' words.

We Idahoans take great pride in Napoleon. He put us on the map.

Prepare the potato launchers guys! This means war.

Thanks G-Man, you said it. I couldnt believe the bias. I was thinking if I didnt know for sure the Pistons were playing the Heat, I would think it was some ghost team Heat was playing...Never a Piston mention or prop, it was all about Miami.

Oh yeah, when Pistons whomped Miami, no acknowledgement about the great team that beat the Heat, just a litany of reasons why the Heat didnt win, poor Alonzo, poor little Shaq pinkie, and that other team didnt let Wade get his play....boo hooooo

I expect team bias from our local TV reporting games, but NOT national TV. Colorful? funny? entertaining? If the comments were shared for both teams it would be different. This guy was too obvious. What a jerk!

ps: Micro, I need a "jerk" smilie

I'll see what I can do BSA.

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