I thought it would be cool to have a thread tracking the NBA escapes of everyones most beloved commissioner in all of pro sports.

I thought I would start with this little gem.

I am not exactly sure how Napoleon can get away with this, but maybe that is why he is the Napoleon of sports commissioners.

There has to be more to this. This is a bigger fine than the CA DMV gives.

Does this mean if Davidson violates an OSHA law that Stern can fine him?

Buss suspended two games

Stern should get his own reality show. I hear Dog the Bounty Hunter may be in a little trouble, so maybe that slot will open up.

What this means is two things, first that Buss could not suit up and help Kobe...and that if Isaiah had been drinking when he supposedly call the MSG employee a name and hit on her, then he would have been suspended for a few games...