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OLD SKOOL HQ · #21 (**permalink**) 02-26-2008, 11:12 PM

Right 40 .... unless we can get Godzilla out of retirement...THIS TEAM IS SET>>>LETS GO!!

roscoe36 · #22 (**permalink**) 02-26-2008, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CloudWalker

Now we want Arnie to wrap and unwrap Dale "The Mummy" Davis 3 times a day?

Has anyone seen him lately? Or have we kept him in a sarcophagus in the training room since last year?

Goa'uld sarcophagus?

How cool would it be for DD to replace Dice in the starting lineup, and during home introductions, the sarcophagus ring transports to center court, then orients itself perpendicular to the floor, and DD steps out, to Michael Jackson's "Thriller"?

OLD SKOOL HQ · #23 (**permalink**) 02-26-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by roscoe36

Goa'uld sarcophagus?

How cool would it be for DD to replace Dice in the starting lineup, and during home introductions, the sarcophagus ring transports to center court, then orients itself perpendicular to the floor, and DD steps out, to Michael Jackson's "Thriller"?

YouTube - Micheal Jackson -Thriller

u crazy, boy....

**max** · #24 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 12:11 AM

Got a good chuckle from the last few posts in here.

But its not going to be so funny if something happends to one of our 4 bigs and we have to throw Walter Herman into the mix trying to guard Garnett or whatever. So yes if DD can still move then sign him. Or bring up that Samb kid.

ggazoo69 · #25 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by roscoe36

Goa'uld sarcophagus?

How cool would it be for DD to replace Dice in the starting lineup, and during home introductions, the sarcophagus ring transports to center court, then orients itself perpendicular to the floor, and DD steps out, to Michael Jackson's "Thriller"?

Have you considered a career in marketing? That sarcophagus idea would be too cool.

jammertime · #26 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by roscoe36

Goa'uld sarcophagus?

How cool would it be for DD to replace Dice in the starting lineup, and during home introductions, the sarcophagus ring transports to center court, then orients itself perpendicular to the floor, and DD steps out, after being shocked back to life by a jolt from a huge tazer held by Hooper, to Michael Jackson's "Thriller"?

I made a minor addition.

**max** · #27 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 12:36 PM

Last I heard the Pistons are trying to get the no wheel chair rule lifted so DD can get up and down the floor in a timely and injury free fashion.

roscoe36 · #28 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 12:42 PM

Ok, but sticking to the Stargate meme, we wouldn't use a Taser, but a Goa'uld handweapon, referred to by humans as a "Zat Gun".

One shot stuns, second shot kills, 3rd shot disintegrates.

We gotta be sure to only shoot DD once.

roscoe36 · #29 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ggazoo69

Have you considered a career in marketing? That sarcophagus idea would be too cool.

haven't considered it. I've watched a lot of sci-fi, any self-respecting nerd should be able to come up with stuff like this.

LA Dre · #30 (**permalink**) 02-27-2008, 03:15 PM

per NBA ESPN Analyst Chris Broussard on First Take this morning, the Nets gave Magloire all the opportunity to beat out Jason Collins for the center job and Magliore couldn't do that. You who know Collins is right? He is half of the highest paid twins in NBA sports history who just get paid for being a big body on the their teams. Both brothers have career averages of about 4 ppg and 4 rpg.

Broussard also indicated that Magliore is in shape, but his basketball skill levels have deterioated and he will give the Mavs probably just one good game the rest of the season.