Ok, two out of four.....................These two things can happen!

Somebody explain to Pride....

ohhhh, I give up!

lmao!

Should be something like...

The Knicks payroll for next season will exceed $200 million. They will fail to score in the first seven quarters they play. Nate Robinson will miss his first 121 dunk attempts. Larry Brown's head will explode.

No, wait, that is what is likely to happen. This is harder than I thought.

Andrea Bargnani will carry Toronto to the playoff

Mo Evans gets the 6th man award. En route to the post season he shuts down billups...dunks on ben and gets into a 3pt deuling contest with sheed while kobe looks on in awe.

Flip stresses defense, disses his team in public, attempts to trade dyess and the darko/arroyo 1st round pick for AK-47 then resigns for 'health and family' reasons.

Isiah mired in a 3-20 knicks season gets canned. He re-surfaces as the
Pistons' Head Coach days after Flip resigns.

Dumars and Isiah anchor on of the most dominating teams in the NBA executive league and barely manage to beat out the charlotte bobcats front office team.

Dumars hires Mahorn as an assistant coach and Laimbeer gets the job of "Vice President of Defensive Integrity." MJ tries to promote adam Morrison to the position of "Vice president of lying midcourt and crying" but the league vetos that idea.

Ben wallace decides to shoot free throws from the 3 pt line...he clips a 75%. The Chicao bulls are caught building a time machine set to go back to the off season with a max contract offer.

Zo signs the biggest contract in the history of mankind. he says its for his children, their children and for all the children of THE WORLD.

Knicks ticket prices triple to pay for their new free agent. Dolan takes out a loan, sells his kidney and the kidneys of 2/3 of his staff and shines shoes in the hallway to make the budget.

Adam Morrison promises that when he gets to the NBA, more people will cry...unfortunately its just MJ talking about Ty Thomas.

Isiah attends a Skyforce game to check on acker and johnson, the league goes bankrupt the next day and Zeke is blamed for its sudden collapse.

Jmax throws down a thunderslam while darko gets out of the way. Darko tries to return the favor but gets stopped by the rim.

Grant Hill signs with the pistons for the min. He plays a full season becoming the number 2 option on offense. Tay comes off the bench to play virtually every position.

Flip and Phil Jackson trade coaching jobs so that Flip can have Mo Evans on his team.

Dwyane Wade shoots 2 free throws per game

Cheik Samb wins Rookie of the Year!