Superstarov, I tried to put together an all-star starting unit using players with August 3 birthdays for you:

G - Martha Stewart - good defense (only sentenced to 5 months in prison)

G- Marcel Dionne - former Detroiter, good scorer (more goals than Gretzky one season)

F - Frederik Willem III, King of Prussia (became a Crown Prince in 1786 and we know that Prince plays big in the postseason)

F - Tony Bennett - with a hit song of "The Best is Yet to Come", you know he is only get better and better as the season progresses (no limping into the playoffs)

C - Viktor Khryapa - you need one legitimate NBA baller on the team. This young Ukranian has monster, Darko-like 48-minute stats

Birthdays for December 4
Player Name (playing years)
Cook, Brian 2003-2005
Eisley, Howard 1994-2005
King, Bernard 1977-1992
Lane, Jerome 1988-1992
Ricketts, Dick 1955-1957
Scurry, Carey 1985-1987
Shavlik, Ron 1956-1957
Webster, Martell 2005-2005
Williamson, Corliss 1995-2005

One NBA/NCAA champ in Corliss Willianson
One NBA All Star in Bernard King who is 2 years younger than me
One native Detroiter in Howard Eisley
and some scrubs including the one guy who be called Carey Scarry

october 13

Clifton, Nat 1950-1957
Harper, Derek 1983-1998
Kalafat, Ed 1954-1956
O'neal, Jermaine 1996-2005
Parsley, Charlie 1949-1949
Pierce, Paul 1998-2005
Rivers, Doc 1983-1995
Theus, Reggie 1978-1990
Zawoluk, Robert 1952-1954

sidenote: jerry rice also has this birthday

Jermaine Oneal and Paul Pierce

I'd have to play small ball with my lineup:

C Kauffman, Bob 1968-1974
(A pretty good 6'8 banger who used to run the Pistons during the dark times.)

SF Ramsey, Frank 1954-1963
(The classic Celtics sixth man before Havlicek came along.)

PG Lantz, Stu 1968-1975
(Dave Bing's old running mate in the early 70s.)

SG Thompson, David 1975-1983
(Skywalker! Our star. At least 30 shots a game.)

SG2 Webb, Spud 1985-1997
(He and Thompson co-captain our dunk team.)

October 13th looks like the winner so far.

well of course it does. it's MY birthday.