Really? Sure, no one would suspect my ornery persona to be tied to off-ing somebody. Not only that, but a keyword tied directly to what I've been %%%%%ing about all year. I wouldn't stand a chance...but I'm not surprised as much crap as I give roscoe.

I'm getting a lot of play for this (oddly no votes) and no sir, I'm not liking it. But, I would have to believe that I have probably made myself a target all year. I'm pretty sure a hangin would symbolically end my rants on LB, Ben, Defense, and the like....

I'm thinkin Tater is really workin hard to point the finger...a lil too hard....

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Didn't you tell Roscoe " Besides, the dead shouldn't be talking...I'm scared"? You were trying to hush his ghost before it told on you, weren't you?

Everyone sing along with me:

Hang down your head Low Dooley...Hang down your head and cry...Hang down your head Low Dooley...poor grouch your bound to die.

This time tomorrow....reckon where I'll be...prolly in some lonesome forum...hanging from Slippy's oak tree...

A good detective follows all leads, no offence Low.

Facts are facts. 1. You're in the game. 2. You've used Roscoe's name in several posts during the time frame of the murder. 3. You've used potential key words in those same posts.

You were a suspect, however my investigation has since concluded and you're now free to go. Thanks for your time. You can pick up your personal belongings at the front desk.

Hey! That's not mine!

Hey man, I'm not here to judge you... well, in this instance I guess I kind of am.

But what you do on your own time is none of my business.... well, unless of course, what you do on your own time is kill forum members!

Low, you realize of course that you voted the same way as TFD. You must want me dead pretty bad to do a thing like that.

You may get me hanged to shut me up, but my death will not be in vain. You will never get away with this you fiend!!!!

I'm not sure it's workin, sir. Besides, hangin you will just end this more quickly so we can start round 2 and get more people involved.

...unless I'm sorely mistaken on who the culprit really is.

Oh Low don't you see how playing the race card casts even MORE suspicion on you IMO. That would be like me jumping up and down and saying that the rush to justice people were misogynists. Good diversionary tactic though.

The aforementioned posts that call Roscoe by name and use the word "jumpers" more than once are the evidence that may seal your fate.

I don't want it to be you Low. I really don't. And truth be told, I think "jumpers" is kind of a lame basketball word, but I'll need you to come in for questioning anyway. Please cooperate fully. It can only get worse for you the longer you protest your innocence, if you did it. Roscoe appears to be able to contact the forum from the afterlife so time is of the essence for the murderer.

I'd like to be able to rule you out and officially issue a warrant for the Professor. Just an informal friendly chat Low, no need to bring a lawyer.

I don't really understand this but blame Slippy. He started it and strategically excluded himself.

I find myself blaming Slippy for alot of things I don't understand. So far, it has worked well.

Kim: I know you did it. When I read your post to the dearly departed, my elbow started to itch. I knew something was wrong, because my elbow only itches when my intuition is trying to tell me something. I have a feeling you may have "sneaky eyes."