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Originally Posted by professor Aurora, I appreciate both your forgiveness and your advocacy with the man in charge. I am a bit stumped, however, as to how you got up there since you -- like me -- voted to hang an innocent man in the last round. We're all kind of wondering about down here...that and when the A/C repairman will come (he gave us a 12-5 time slot...but you know how that can be)... |
Professor, first let me say I hope you get your A/C soon. It can be hell waiting...oops...
Heaven doesn't have such high entrance requirements as you might think. The reason I made it through the pearly gates was because even though I voted for an innocent man to hang (you, as a matter of fact

) that man did not actually hang. I made a mistake that did not lead to the wrongful termination of human life. Instead I
was hanged by your and linwood's wrong votes
AND a coin toss.

I think the fact that my wrong vote did not result in your death and the random nature of Slippy's coin toss may have swung the thing in my favor. Mitigating factors, I think they said.
You know it could be you are in purgatory, Professor. If so, I am sure that being a victim of a heinous crime by a serial killer will far outweigh the mark against you. It is just a matter of time and paperwork until you are seated Courtside here in Pistons heaven. Take heart!
