I'd like to officially attest to the UTTER RANDOMNESS of the coin toss.

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The best part is, if they hang me they are going to really be ticked at themselves for letting you go with all the screaming you've done. But, it will say alot that you've skated through three total killings...

...oh that, and the fact that another murder will happen.

Kill Low, already.

It's so obvious he's the murderer. He never forgot to take his gloves off.

Gloves??? Gloves??? Next you'll be sayin I took Kato for ice cream...

Low, you are Moriarity to my Sherlock Holmes. Unfortunately, you executed the lovely Irene Adler, but now it is your turn. If you are hanged erroneously, I'll have to live (or die) with my mistake.

This has been a great mystery. If you are not the killer, I'm not sure where to look. Unfortunately, although you voted for LINWOOD, you were unable to articulate a reason for it. I had no choice but to pick you. Perhaps the others will be looking for my killer. But I am innocent.

Now, quit whining and take that noose like a man. Ask Prof to leave a light on for you...you'll be arriving shortly.

Happy trails to you...until we meet again.

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"Quite simply captain, I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only logical action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at." -- Spock

There was a grim efficiency to the proceedings as the Low was marched to the gallows. In the air the bittersweet refrain of a saxophone wailed its lament.
"What the fizzle?" said darth.
"That's my theme music," replied the Low, "every black hero should have one."
"fo' shizzle." The trumpet player launched into the solemn sound of "St. James Infirmary" and the Low cried out.
"Oh, when I die, bury me
In my high top Stetson hat;
Put a twenty-dollar gold piece on my watch chain
God'll know I died standin' pat.

I want six crap shooters for pall bearers.
Chorus girl to sing me a song.
Put a jazz band on my hearse wagon.
Raise Hell as I roll along."

The rope pulled taught and then it was over. On Cue a DJ spun Low's Super Hero. And everyone went back to Treasure Island Casino feeling safe and satisfied that the Prof was avenged.

"Now who the hell is going to give courtside reports on the VSL?" asked Jammer.

Motown shrugged, "I guess we should have thought of that first."

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Halfway back to the casino

Darth: (suddenly remembering a whispered comment as the soft wind blows by him)) "OMG! NOOOOOOOO. We hung an innocent man! "(Darth runs back and cuts Low down with a pocket knife".

Motown: "Somebody give him mouth to mouth"

Darth "I don't need mouth to mouth"

Dlev: "He means Low"

Warthog "I ain't doing it"

Jammer "Guys, I don't think it works on broken necks"

TFD (sniffling)

Motown "You ok, TFD?"

TFD:"I was just thinking...I'll never see that ten bucks Low owes me.I meant to ask him for it ,but the hanging happened so fast"

Linwood "Yeah, man, they go by too fast. Oh well, who we gonna hang next"

Jammer: "Why did you cut Low down, Darth"?

Darth: "I feel horrible. Low didn't do it"

Warthog "Well who did?"

Darth: "I am going to reveal him after the next murder. I can't do it now because if I do, he will be afraid to act. But in case I am to be the victim, I will share the secret with one other person here in a private message before I am dead and he can reveal it to the rest of you so no other innocents die."

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"Quite simply captain, I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless. Logic informed me that under the circumstances, the only logical action would have to be one of desperation. Logical decision, logically arrived at." -- Spock

@slippy and Darth!

i will not reveal why i picked linwood, but i'm stickin to it!!

In light of recent events, I've changed my mind about The Low being the killer. Is it too late for a do-over?

Um.... sorry big guy.

And while I'm at it. Prof, if you can hear me sorry to you too.