The forumite known by the entire board as Roscoe36 was found in a gruesome Microwave murder. Police have little clues as to who had a motive to attack the esteemed administrator since anyone with probable cause was already banned from the site.

"Probably just a bunch of kids playing detective," said the sheriff of Windsor, "they're a bunch of animals anyhow."

On a scrap of paper was a note attributed to being Roscoe36's last words: "Damn, not again".

On the flip side, the letter L was written.

"Its a tough way to go. I thought he had gotten rid of 'The Microwave'"
Apparently not soon enough.

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ewwwww. a microwave!!!???? say it ain't so!!

time to get to work.

the letters we've gotten are A L E and L

so laimbeer is out now as the Pistons clue word.

i'm up for some legwork, but i'm not sure where to proceed...

Told y'all I wasn't the murderer!

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They are the archetype for dominance. They are the gatekeepers of the conference. They are the Detroit Pistons.

Hey bro, nice to see a friendly face up here in PF.com heaven.

You have to be a good person to go to Heaven. Both of us must have had some help!

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They are the archetype for dominance. They are the gatekeepers of the conference. They are the Detroit Pistons.

lmao! PF.com heaven merely requires a High Basketball IQ and the ability to defend oneself against the forum's most ferocious posters in a respectable manner. So, how did we make it here again?

Guys. It only looks like heaven. Watch the Guard oriented jump shooting madness and you will realize where you really are.

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Motown and I bring the paint presence. He's James " Buddha Train" Edwards and I am Rick "McNasty" Mahorn.

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They are the archetype for dominance. They are the gatekeepers of the conference. They are the Detroit Pistons.

Some preliminary legwork:

Slippy announced the last hanging on 9/13 at 10:59 am. He announced the nuking of our beloved leader this morning, 9/15, at 10:42 am. So I am assuming that the murderer acted in a post sometime bewteen those two posts. (If that's already a faulty assumption, somebody please let me know).

I ran a search of everyone on the subject list, just to eliminate those who did not post at all during that time frame. That eliminated, if I executed my search correctly: majestik, Aurorakmw, and warthog.

It leaves: me, Tayshaunofthedead, Jammertime, Bezeach, Webz, Lurker, Hack, The Low, Dumars4Ever, and Darth Tater.

Now, I know I didn't do it, but for the sake of an orderly investigation: here are the number of posts by each of those people during that time frame, from most to least:

Darth Tater: 17
Professor: 11
Webz: 8
Hack: 7
Bezeach: 4
Jammertime: 4
Lurker: 2
Tayshaunfothedead: 2
Dumars4Ever: 2
The Low: 1

Obviously, this doesn't in itself mean anything since it takes just one post to kill.

but somehow it felt like a useful start to the deliberations (even if it put Darth and I at the top of a list)....

I finally arrived in Heaven. If you think death will get you out of doing paperwork, think again, it seems St. Peter is God's #1 bureaucrat. Anyway, after filling out all the forms, I finally got my spot.

Nice to see Mo, Roscoe and Detteam here in Heaven.

Anyone seen Thee? I heard he was applying for a job in the Natural Disasters department.