He's dead. Now who did it? Who cares. All that matters is who will pay!!!!

I probably wouldn't pay, but if someone was going to take out Warthog, I would have been willing to make a small donation... :rofl:

He's dead. Now who did it? Who cares. All that matters is who will pay!!!!

WAIT!! What about the letter left at the scene of the crime?

either i'm hallucinating or i see some form of arrow-like device pointing towards somebodys name.
dundundun.

say there, what's that there arrow doin' pointin' at my boy??

say there, what's that there arrow doin' pointin' at my boy??

That dun look like some mighty incriminatin' evidence I reckon. Pa, I think your boy might be a killer. He dun gone and killed hog.

WAIT!! What about the letter left at the scene of the crime?

Slippy left us a much better clue. It's a "<-----------" next to Tayshaun's name!

I don't think we need a letter. He thinks we are such lousy detectives that he decided to leave some evidence we could finally end this game with! :pound:

Ya'll want a letter???? WHAT CAN THE WORD POSSIBLY BE????

Anyone. Give me a rundown of the clue letters so far. :cheerlie-GOAL: ok that wasn't it. There were other letters and more of them.

That dun look like some mighty incriminatin' evidence I reckon. Pa, I think your boy might be a killer. He dun gone and killed hog.

Heck Jammer, if I thought that good for nothin' whippersnapper knew enough about basketball or the pistons to even post a clue word, i'd suspect him myself and mebbe even lead the posse to the hangin' judge . . . but fact is he wouldn't know a basketball related post if it climbed up into his saddle and bit him on his hind end, though Jesus knows I've spent mor'n my share of time out in the woodshed trying to tan some pistons knowhow into his thick hide.

Heck Jammer, if I thought that good for nothin' whippersnapper knew enough about basketball or the pistons to even post a clue word, i'd suspect him myself and mebbe even lead the posse to the hangin' judge . . . but fact is he wouldn't know a basketball related post if it climbed up into his saddle and bit him on his hind end, though Jesus knows I've spent mor'n my share of time out in the woodshed trying to tan some pistons knowhow into his thick hide.

nice attempt at defending me!

whoa there big fella. That there must have been a typo. Ya know, slip of the fingers and the like.

Ya'll want a letter???? WHAT CAN THE WORD POSSIBLY BE????

Anyone. Give me a rundown of the clue letters so far. :cheerlie-GOAL: ok that wasn't it. There were other letters and more of them.

A - E - L - L

so we figured Wallace or Campbell and that the next clue letter would decide it since they share no other letters....

give up the clue letter!!!!!

FREE MA BOY

TSD is my pal. I'm sorry he's also a bloodthirsty killer, but honestly, it has never come up when we hang out.

He never says things like, "Do you want to see the body in the trunk of my dad's car?" or "Can you help me move and masticate some flesh this weekend?"

Is that all? sheesh, this things been going on so long I thought we spelt S-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-a-g-i-l-i-s-t-i-c-e-s-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s

man thats a lot of dead bodies.

oh heres the clue =====>A

Is that all? sheesh, this things been going on so long I thought we spelt S-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-a-g-i-l-i-s-t-i-c-e-s-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s

man thats a lot of dead bodies.

oh heres the clue =====>A

okay so, _ A L L A _ C E

time to check out the ten million and one posts in the ben is gone/nazr sucks/darko rules/sheed is the key threads!!! remember the time frame goes back to late morning on the 21st. and remember, of course, they don't have to have used the word Wallace in the homicidal post

Is that all? sheesh, this things been going on so long I thought we spelt S-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-a-g-i-l-i-s-t-i-c-e-s-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s

We said we were Pistons fans. We never said we were smart. :loser::doh:

okay so, _ A L L A _ C E


I am going to go and cry.

Professor,

It's PALLACE!!!

The Pallace of Auburrn Hiils.

1. Slippy (The tormentor)

The Sorriest arse bunch of Detectives you ever wanna see:

2.Darth
3.Prof
4.Roscoe<------------------------------Murder victim #4
5.Bezeach<---------------------------- Hanged for murder #4
6.Jammer
7.Motown<-----------------------------Murder victim #3
8.Linwood <----------------------------Hanged for murder #2
9.Tayshaun
10.Aurora
11.Webz
12.Majestik<----------------------------Murder victim #5
13.Dlev<------------------------------- Hanged for murder #1
22.Low
15.Lurker<------------------------------Hanged for murder#5
16.TFD<---------------------------------Murder victim #1
17.detteam<---------------------------Hanged for murder #3
18.Dumars
19.Warthog<-----------------------------Murder victim #6
20.Maverick<----------------------------Murder victim #2
21. Hack

ROSCOE!!! ! STOP helping them out!!! you're dead! DEAD!!! NOw back to the ABYSS!!! or the wiki. Which is almost the same thing

...or maybe Jack Palance. I think I saw him at a Pistons game before. He smelled really good. Almost like Aqua Velva.

ROSCOE!!! ! STOP helping them out!!! you're dead! DEAD!!! NOw back to the ABYSS!!! or the wiki. Which is almost the same thing

What? Roscoe's dead???

Damn, I must have screwed up my notes!
I was going to accuse him for sure this round.

Ok I fixed the thingie with Tay's name. back to the game.

Ok I fixed the thingie with Tay's name. back to the game.

bite me! why i oughtta!!

:dancingparty:

this looks like a dancing party, but i'm actually the purple guy to the left and i'm wiggling to try to get that arrow away from my name in slippy's poll...

'kay, here's what i've done so far. For each suspect, including me, i did a no-keyword, advanced search looking at all posts between 9:11 pm on 9/21, when Lurker was hung for majestik's murder and last night when Warthog was found dead. I looked through those results for basketball related posts, or basketball related words in non-basketball posts. Next, I did a second search for each suspect, in the same time frame looking for the keyword "wallace".

Now, remember that the murderer didn't have to use the word "wallace" in any posts. So it's absence doesn't make someone innocent and its presence doesn't make someone guilty.

of all the possible suspects, ranging them from least to most suspicious

The Low: didn't post at all during the time frame, no wallace obviously.

Tayshaunofthedead: didn't post at all during the time frame, no wallace obviously.

Dumars4Ever: posted 1 time during time frame, in Wolverine-Spartans Win thread, looked pretty innocent to me, though the word "championship" could be construed as a basketball word. no wallace.

Professor: posted 2 times during time frame: 1, a quote from the matrix in the dave cowens thread, 2 announcing his sign up in the novice league thread. (besides i know that I'm innocent, unless of course i'm a "zatarg" [http://www.scifi.com/stargate/episodes/season04/0405/]) no wallace

Webz: posted 4 times during time frame, all innocuous looking. no wallace.

DarthTater: posted 8 times, but it was all meaningless babble in baseball, spartan, or fantasy football threads. no wallace.

Aurora: posted just 5 times during time frame, mostly innocent and in innocent threads, except for one suspiciously "wallace"-ridden post yesterday in the September Articles thread.

Jammertime: posted 13 times during time frame. mostly very short messages, but a handful of them contain basketball related words (offense, finals, etc.). no wallace.

Hack: posted 15 times during time frame. lots in the "Darko" thread.lots of uses of the word championship. then also "fans" "bench" "rings" and "coach." no wallace.

:dancingparty:

this looks like a dancing party, but i'm actually the purple guy to the left and i'm wiggling to try to get that arrow away from my name in slippy's poll...

Purple guy...Purple guy? Hmmm...why does that ring..a bell...somewhere...Purple...purp...PLUM! Professor PLUM!!!!!!



AHA!
I've got it now! Professor Plum with the arrow in the computer lab!!!!!

DarthTater: posted 8 times, but it was all meaningless babble...



Nothing unusual there!

I don't think they have to use the pistons word in every murder post.

I never quite understood that, which is why I just went on instinct.

I don't think they have to use the pistons word in every murder post.

I never quite understood that, which is why I just went on instinct.

you are totally right Roscoe. they don't have to use it any murder post. they can just use the two basketball related words everytime if they want.

and at this point, especially, it would get pretty risky to use the word in the murder post.

if i went on instinct (one i've had for some time), i'd say darthtater is one of the murderers. he's a wily beast. but, i really didn't see anything suspicious from him in this last round at all.

Nothing unusual there!


:mmph: mmph!

You sure talk a lot for a guy who has a memorial coal burning oven named after him! :pound:

if i went on instinct (one i've had for some time), i'd say darthtater is one of the murderers. he's a wily beast. but, i really didn't see anything suspicious from him in this last round at all.

Now I don't know which comment to be offended by!!!

The one that I'm a "Wily beast" which implicates me, or the "meaningless babble" comment which exonerates me. :rofl:

Now I don't know which comment to be offended by!!!

The one that I'm a "Wily beast" which implicates me, or the "meaningless babble" comment which exonerates me. :rofl:

:pound:

darth you can go a long way towards exonerating yourself (as will others -- [prof said ominously]) by participating in an examination of the evidence that will lead to the capture and extermination of the dastardly killer that still roams unpunished in the hallowed halls of pistonsforum.com...wreaking havoc and murderous mayhem.

you are totally right Roscoe. they don't have to use it any murder post. they can just use the two basketball related words everytime if they want.

and at this point, especially, it would get pretty risky to use the word in the murder post.

if i went on instinct (one i've had for some time), i'd say darthtater is one of the murderers. he's a wily beast. but, i really didn't see anything suspicious from him in this last round at all.

I've got some data I will check out when I get home from work. I just want to know whether both or only 1 murderer is left.

I can answer that. But I won't :gun1:

Professor, may I compliment you on some seriously thorough and well articulated research. My investigation yields the same results. I have a telephone book size Excel spreadsheet with all the suspects, all the murders, all the hangings and all the posts in the murder time frames.:rolleyes: It's so nice to see someone approaching the horror with a disciplined mind. :)

As far as your reference to my alleged murder post, well...I'm not the one. What are you going to build a case on? The defense will argue temporary insanity due to severe memory loss. Late one night while investigating a suspect, the accused ran across a RealGM article posted by webz about the future of her beloved DEEEETROIT BAAAASKETBAAALL :love: and the Pistons defensive prowess or lack thereof. In that instant she completely forgot about the murder game. Whaddya gunna do? Hang her:gaah: because she loves the Pistons playing lockdown defense :) and couldn't resist running her mouth about it in the wee hours? :nono:

I'm presently drowning in data :reading: :help2: but I'm hoping to have something solid by hanging time. It sure would be nice to get a murderer this time.:spy:

Professor, may I compliment you on some seriously thorough and well articulated research. My investigation yields the same results. I have a telephone book size Excel spreadsheet with all the suspects, all the murders, all the hangings and all the posts in the murder time frames.:rolleyes: It's so nice to see someone approaching the horror with a disciplined mind. :)

As far as your reference to my alleged murder post, well...I'm not the one. What are you going to build a case on? The defense will argue temporary insanity due to severe memory loss. Late one night while investigating a suspect, the accused ran across a RealGM article posted by webz about the future of her beloved DEEEETROIT BAAAASKETBAAALL :love: and the Pistons defensive prowess or lack thereof. In that instant she completely forgot about the murder game. Whaddya gunna do? Hang her:gaah: because she loves the Pistons playing lockdown defense :) and couldn't resist running her mouth about it in the wee hours? :nono:

I'm presently drowning in data :reading: :help2: but I'm hoping to have something solid by hanging time. It sure would be nice to get a murderer this time.:spy:

you will be instantly off my suspect list if you show me the excel file. if i know you did that much stuff then i know you didn't do it. but for all we know you could be lying!!!
right now though you have the benefit of the doubt from me

Yeah, ok, so I've had enough analysing. its still too difficult to sort. To quote George from Seinfeld, "This things like an onion, the more layers you peel, the more it stinks!"

This research may be WAY OFF, but there are FOUR non-pistons words that keep coming up. They are:
- Team
- Game
- Season
- Play (which also resides in the words player and playing)

And to a lesser extent
- Coach
- League

'Wallace' has gone hiding during the last few killings, and has barely come out at all during the whole game even.

So from the FOUR non-pistons words above I have found:

Jammer has had the combination of words 'game & team', 'season & team', and 'play & team' appear in 4 of the 6 death periods and that doesn't include death period 2 which i didn't bother with because of his spam post. Wallace has appeared only once with the words 'free throw'.

Hack has had the combination of words 'coach & team' appear in 4 of the 6 death periods, and 'coach & game' appear in 3 of the 6 death periods. Wallace hasn't appeared.

Prof has had the combination of words 'play & team' appear in 3 of the 6 death periods. Wallace hasn't appeared.

Dumars has had the combination of words 'game, team & season' and 'play & team' appear in 2 of the 6 death periods. Wallace hasn't appeared. In his favour, he has posted 1 post or less in 3 of the 6 death periods. Not a likely suspect.

TheLow & TayFTD I don't suspect due to lack of evidence.

That leaves Aurora and Darth.

Darth has posted too many times to waste 5 hours researching, but his knowledge of the rules and co-commish relationship with Slippy in the forums leads me to suspect him very highly.

And Aurora, well she has probably posted the word Wallace more than anyone, but for whatever reason (maybe too kindly), I don't really suspect her, and because of her sleuthing reports.

So I guess Jammer is probably my highest suspect so far (and initial gut instinct from round 1), but I've thought all along that Darth just has to be one of the killers and so due to a lack of a standout suspect, Darth will receive my vote. Sorry buddy.

Yeah, ok, so I've had enough analysing. its still too difficult to sort. To quote George from Seinfeld, "This things like an onion, the more layers you peel, the more it stinks!"

This research may be WAY OFF, but there are FOUR non-pistons words that keep coming up. They are:
- Team
- Game
- Season
- Play (which also resides in the words player and playing)

And to a lesser extent
- Coach
- League

'Wallace' has gone hiding during the last few killings, and has barely come out at all during the whole game even.

So from the FOUR non-pistons words above I have found:

Jammer has had the combination of words 'game & team', 'season & team', and 'play & team' appear in 4 of the 6 death periods and that doesn't include death period 2 which i didn't bother with because of his spam post. Wallace has appeared only once with the words 'free throw'.

Hack has had the combination of words 'coach & team' appear in 4 of the 6 death periods, and 'coach & game' appear in 3 of the 6 death periods. Wallace hasn't appeared.

Prof has had the combination of words 'play & team' appear in 3 of the 6 death periods. Wallace hasn't appeared.

Dumars has had the combination of words 'game, team & season' and 'play & team' appear in 2 of the 6 death periods. Wallace hasn't appeared. In his favour, he has posted 1 post or less in 3 of the 6 death periods. Not a likely suspect.

TheLow & TayFTD I don't suspect due to lack of evidence.

That leaves Aurora and Darth.

Darth has posted too many times to waste 5 hours researching, but his knowledge of the rules and co-commish relationship with Slippy in the forums leads me to suspect him very highly.

And Aurora, well she has probably posted the word Wallace more than anyone, but for whatever reason (maybe too kindly), I don't really suspect her, and because of her sleuthing reports.

So I guess Jammer is probably my highest suspect so far (and initial gut instinct from round 1), but I've thought all along that Darth just has to be one of the killers and so due to a lack of a standout suspect, Darth will receive my vote. Sorry buddy.


:pound: LMFAO. Very nice work detective Webz.

In other words you are saying:

I present all of my evidence.

Ok, now that I've done that I see that it doesn't point to Darth.

So I would like to say forget all of the research I just presented.

It must be Darth because he read the rules and because he was nice enough to help Slippy out in fantasy basketball.

CLASSIC! :rofl:

:pound: LMFAO. Very nice work detective Webz.

In other words you are saying:

I present all of my evidence.

Ok, now that I've done that I see that it doesn't point to Darth.

So I would like to say forget all of the research I just presented.

It must be Darth because he read the rules and because he was nice enough to help Slippy out in fantasy basketball.

CLASSIC! :rofl:

Haha, I thought you might like that one.

Well I never said the evidence didn't point to you, rather there was too much to go through, and there was no clear cut suspect so I thought it was time to get back on the Tater bandwagon. Which reminds me, where's linwood?

... I thought it was time to get back on the Tater bandwagon. Which reminds me, where's linwood?

Dead. Hangin out in Heaven with the other victims.

Haha, I thought you might like that one.

Well I never said the evidence didn't point to you, rather there was too much to go through, and there was no clear cut suspect so I thought it was time to get back on the Tater bandwagon. Which reminds me, where's linwood?

I think we ate him.:hungry:

Dead. Hangin out in Heaven with the other victims.

That doesn't mean you can't lay on some posthumous smack!

Funny sig by the way.

Webz, as much as I'd like to try to hang/cook you based on my gut feeling as well as for kicks, I can't in good consciousness do it. You're only 3rd or 4th on the suspect list. Based on evidence I gathered and a couple others found independently, I have to accuse the number one suspect.

I'll vote in a few minutes. Just gotta go over what I have one more time. I hope I finally got it right.

:pound: LMFAO. Very nice work detective Webz.

In other words you are saying:

I present all of my evidence.

Ok, now that I've done that I see that it doesn't point to Darth.

So I would like to say forget all of the research I just presented.

It must be Darth because he read the rules and because he was nice enough to help Slippy out in fantasy basketball.

CLASSIC! :rofl:

Who needs proof when you've got instinct?!?!?!?

Hey Webz, that "spam" was a joke. It was in one of the murder threads and didn't count in the game.

I'm innocent I tell you, innocent!:Cry:

Well for all of the spreadsheets, charts and "proof", murders continue, and there are at least 4 innocents who have hung because the field is incompetent.

You all laughed at me when I said instinct, and yet have fared no better in your attempts to find justice.

Show some remorse people.

Well for all of the spreadsheets, charts and "proof", murders continue, and there are at least 4 innocents who have hung because the field is incompetent.

You all laughed at me when I said instinct, and yet have fared no better in your attempts to find justice.

Show some remorse people.

LOL. What is this? Night of the living dead?

LOL. What is this? Night of the living dead?
He's not the only embittered zombie still lurking in this thread.

You people better watch out. I was a vegetarian before I was hanged for a murder I did not commit.

Now I eat brains. :hungry:

Now I eat brains. :hungry:

With fava beans and a bottle of Chianti?

Oh wait, that was liver. Never mind.

Slippy, can we get a ruling on when the polls close? I definitely don't want to miss voting, but I am still crossreferencing:rolleyes: a few suspects.:sssh:

P.S. Totally and completely off topic, but doesn't it seem like NFL Commissioner could have chosen a team that New Orleans could beat for the big post-Katrina home MNF opener? On the other hand I'm not complaining because Michael Vick is awfully easy on the eyes.

Slippy, can we get a ruling on when the polls close? I definitely don't want to miss voting, but I am still crossreferencing:rolleyes: a few suspects.:sssh:

P.S. Totally and completely off topic, but doesn't it seem like NFL Commissioner could have chosen a team that New Orleans could beat for the big post-Katrina home MNF opener? On the other hand I'm not complaining because Michael Vick is awfully easy on the eyes.

What team? You mean the Lions? Nobody wants to see them on Monday night. LOL

On the other hand I'm not complaining because Michael Vick is awfully easy on the eyes.

I hope he's easy on the stat sheet too. I need him to get me 14 points in my fantasy league!

I hope he's easy on the stat sheet too. I need him to get me 14 points in my fantasy league!

My wife needs him to get a little over 13 points tonight to beat her opponent.

My team is history. I lost Alexander today to a broken foot. Yesterday, F. Gore stretched for a TD, ended up fumbling and hurt himself and left the game. Now my daughter is gonna beat me (when Bush scores 7 points tonight) after I told her she was nuts to bench E. Manning (3 td passes in 4th Qtr and L.Fitzgerald).

Ok, back to the hanging business.

He's not the only embittered zombie still lurking in this thread.

You people better watch out. I was a vegetarian before I was hanged for a murder I did not commit.

Now I eat brains. :hungry:

Thatta a boy!

Myths and Truths About Vegetarianism (http://www.westonaprice.org/mythstruths/mtvegetarianism.html)

I'm voted to hang Hack. The evidence is simple: there are a lot of generic basketball words in multiple posts. I think he may have posted more than his usual volume, maybe to cover his tracks.

I am embarrassed to say that the pairings of words that could be a murder post are less than compelling:

Team and ring
Coach and game
Coach and team
Team and game
Ring and team

There's alot more but you get the idea. All very generic words.

:sorry: if I'm wrong. As Roscoe pointed out to all us investigators, the evidence hasn't served us very well in this game so far. If wrong again, someone else will die. :( :ohwell:

What team? You mean the Lions? Nobody wants to see them on Monday night. LOL

I went to the last Monday night game the Lions had at the Silverdome...St Louis kicked our butt 35-0...and the best entertainment the whole crowd had that night was the girl sitting right behind me that kept dropping her halter...LOL!

well, crap, i didn't even get to vote. i had to go to "capsule" night at the kids' high school (basically attending a mini-version of their whole day in two hours).

and i might have cast with my heart the tying vote -- launching Darth into another fit of coin-toss-provoked existential angst -- or else, i might have voted with the (increasingly suspicious) pair that always seems to vote together...

well, crap, i didn't even get to vote. i had to go to "capsule" night at the kids' high school (basically attending a mini-version of their whole day in two hours).

and i might have cast with my heart the tying vote -- launching Darth into another fit of coin-toss-provoked existential angst -- or else, i might have voted with the (increasingly suspicious) pair that always seems to vote together...

LOL Prof. Well, I guess I dodged another proverbial bullet.
As the late Roscoe once profoundly stated (can't remember if it was shortly before or shortly after his death :pound:): "He...just...won't...die..."


I feel like the road runner with the Coyote always after me. Happily, the ACME anvil keeps landing on the coyotes. So far, anyhow.

I just don't know why you guys get this hankering to cook me every so often. I didn't do it. If I did there would be some evidence with all the scrutiny my posts get.:reading::reading::reading::reading::reading:. You can't possibly believe I'm using dissappearing ink. Maybe I just won't post over the next 3 days if we missed again (please tell me we got him)...but I doubt I can keep my mouth shut that long.

Kim and I vote alike (generally, not always) because we both base our decisions upon the evidence. It hasn't worked out so well (hopefully we got it right this time), but you don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

Maybe our technique was faulty...maybe there just isn't enough evidence, but we are doing our best.

I went to the last Monday night game the Lions had at the Silverdome...St Louis kicked our butt 35-0...
Brag time . . . I went to the last Pistons game in the Silverdome: Game 5 of the 1988 Finals, Pistons 104, Lakers 94, Pistons up 3-2, on the verge of the first title, but it was not to be. :(

Sorry . . . back to being dead. :skull:

Brag time . . . I went to the last Pistons game in the Silverdome: Game 5 of the 1988 Finals, Pistons 104, Lakers 94, Pistons up 3-2, on the verge of the first title, but it was not to be. :(

Sorry . . . back to being dead. :skull:

I went to game 3 of the finals that year. They lost that one by quite a bit if I recall. :loser:

Slippy, can we get a ruling on when the polls close?

:attention I can't believe only 3 people voted! That's so :lame: !

What's your excuse? Prof? Tay? Jammer? D4e? Hack? Low?

Okay, here's a multiple choice survey. Choose one please.


:suspiciou I suspect everyone and couldn't decide.
:burp: I was drunk at the time.

:doh: I forgot.
:smiley-poker:I was losing my shirt in a poker game at the time.

:couch2: I was watching TV instead.
:peep: I'm keeping a low profile in hopes of staying alive.

:hungry: I was eating dinner at the time.

:football: I was watching God give the New Orleans Saints a win.

:nailbiting: I'm a wreck thinking about the next murder.

:bored: I'm way bored.

:confused: I'm utterly confused as to who to hang.

:yellowprison: I'm in jail.

:reading: I'm still trying to figure it out.
:gun1:I'm planning my next murder.

Well, I hope we got the right suspect this time. :rolleyes:

Que up the 'Animal House' bit when Delta faced off against the fraternity counsel and Dean Wormer.

Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

Brag time . . . I went to the last Pistons game in the Silverdome: Game 5 of the 1988 Finals, Pistons 104, Lakers 94, Pistons up 3-2, on the verge of the first title, but it was not to be. :(

Sorry . . . back to being dead. :skull:
I was at that game lurker.

Sorry about not voting guys, my internet has been down for a couple of hours.:sorry:

Sorry about not voting guys, my internet has been down for a couple of hours.:sorry:

No problem Jammer. Give that company hell if they aren't doing their job!

I see the lawyer and the daughter of a lawyer have used their sleuthing skills and voting power to send another to the gallows. Hopefully, THIS TIME, they got it right.:rolleyes:

none of the above aurora.
i was partying :dancingparty: at blockbuster to mourn :Cry: the last day of my favorite employee, we ordered marcos :pizza: and me and eva sat behind the counter and partied.

I see the lawyer and the daughter of a lawyer have used their sleuthing skills and voting power to send another to the gallows. Hopefully, THIS TIME, they got it right.:rolleyes:

lmao.

Darth says to Kim:

"Kim...I am your father"

that arrow seems to be very indecisive.
first me, then my dad, then my dinner friend

He had to be guilty. His name was "HACK" for Petes sake.

How can you have a name like HACK and not be a killer?

Must have been Lurker and Hack all along.

Crickets gathered around the Linwood Memorial Coal Burning oven and the angry cry of the mob had given way to the sonorous echo of weeds. Hack's punishment would go unwitnessed.

I see the lawyer and the daughter of a lawyer have used their sleuthing skills and voting power to send another to the gallows. Hopefully, THIS TIME, they got it right.:rolleyes:

Six out of nine did not vote. It's certainly not my and Darth's fault that so few voted. Why does active genuine participation deserve your disdain Linwood?

Maybe you were innocent so you are bitter. Maybe you were guilty so you are bitter. Whatever. WHATEVER.

I think it's more than likely impossible to find the murderer(s). We can only try.The game requires us to vote 24 hours after a murder. So we voted. Maybe we got the killer, maybe we didn't.

Believe me, I am more than cognizant of the possible miscarriages of justice as a result of the clueword evidence. But it's that or just hanging for the sake of hanging, which I believe was your approach before you were hanged. I leave it to you to judge which approach has the most integrity, right or wrong.

So there. No hard feelings though.

Crickets gathered around the Linwood Memorial Coal Burning oven and the angry cry of the mob had given way to the sonorous echo of weeds. Hack's punishment would go unwitnessed.

Unwitnessed?! HELL NO!!!

HEY!!! WHO'S GOT THE BARBEQUE SAUCE?

the undead, apparently.

the sonorous echo of weeds

Nice...tres poetic Commish!:)

Nice...tres poetic Commish!:)

I must admit he writes impressively well. Particularly for a guy who chose Emeka Okafor as his number one pick in last years fantasy draft.

Believe me, I am more than cognizant of the possible miscarriages of justice as a result of the clueword evidence. But it's that or just hanging for the sake of hanging, which I believe was your approach before you were hanged. I leave it to you to judge which approach has the most integrity, right or wrong.

So there. No hard feelings though.

I think that integrity holds less weight than results. So far, there have been lots of evidence presented, and lots of hanging and toasting, but as far as I can tell, both murderers are still on the loose. It appears that the analytical crowd has killed as many innocent people as the two murderers.

No hard feelings, though. Heaven's a nice place, and the BBQ can't be beat!

I think that integrity holds less weight than results. So far, there have been lots of evidence presented, and lots of hanging and toasting, but as far as I can tell, both murderers are still on the loose. It appears that the analytical crowd has killed as many innocent people as the two murderers.


Well Linwood I can't argue with you there. My gut feeling is that unbelievably both murderers could very well still be out there. However, that means that the impassioned lynch mob did just as poor a job as the detectives. Honestly, I don't know that any of the evidence I presented were definitely murder posts. In that sea of basketball cluewords on a basketball forum, HELLO?....

Maybe it's a matter of taste. Would you rather be killed in a recreational gang drive-by or be wrongfully accused and dispatched with a lethal injection? Grim choice.

I'm glad your paperwork went through, you're in good company and especially that the BarBQ is good up there. Tell me, can you see EVERYTHING ON EARTH from Heaven. Could you guys give a daily report on Pistons training camp when it starts?:):fingerscr

I think that integrity holds less weight than results. So far, there have been lots of evidence presented, and lots of hanging and toasting, but as far as I can tell, both murderers are still on the loose. It appears that the analytical crowd has killed as many innocent people as the two murderers.

No hard feelings, though. Heaven's a nice place, and the BBQ can't be beat!

OK, Linwood. I'll try it your way. If you can't trust a zombie :skull:who can you trust?

Next round in the current game (if there is one) or first round in the next game (if there is one) I plan to ignore all evidence and just go for whomever I feel like hanging. (Assuming I'm not murdered, of course).:wedgie:

We'll see what happens.:pirates:

OK, Linwood. I'll try it your way. If you can't trust a zombie :skull:who can you trust?

Next round in the current game (if there is one) or first round in the next game (if there is one) I plan to ignore all evidence and just go for whomever I feel like hanging. (Assuming I'm not murdered, of course).:wedgie:

We'll see what happens.:pirates:

Nice strategy, Tater, but I'm already hanged.

or first round in the next game (if there is one)
Maybe next offseason...

Maybe next offseason...

NO! Really? There's all kind of time before the season starts! We can't just watch the Darko-Ben debate all that time! Besides Slippy has a plan for some fancy serial killer thing I think. Roscoe! Say it ain't so! I'm having so much fun.:pout:

AKMW, you got PM.

Well Linwood I can't argue with you there. My gut feeling is that unbelievably both murderers could very well still be out there. However, that means that the impassioned lynch mob did just as poor a job as the detectives. Honestly, I don't know that any of the evidence I presented were definitely murder posts. In that sea of basketball cluewords on a basketball forum, HELLO?....


think about this.

the first murder game didn't get many participants because it was new/bugs ironed out, etc.
this time it did, however my feeling is slippy would still have nominated at least 1 person to be murderer he could count on to turn up regularly, know the rules and would continue to murder people and not disappear for days on end which would ruin the game. in that sense, selecting someone he wasn't sure would do the above (ie. warthog) just doesn't make sense. the game wouldn't have worked.

the way i see it, too many people have been hanged that i would say aren't big posters or not day-to-day regulars. ok, so we all signed up for the game, but some people have barely participated. using the logic above, that doesn't make sense.

so for instance, darth, my reasoning, or lack thereof for nominating you in the past round was for this very reason. nothing personal. you were someone who would fit into the description above, would keep the game going and make it a success.

thats why i think the murderer/s are still on the loose.

wouldn't it be a totally sick joke if all the murderers were gone and there were only people left pointing at each other and hanging each other. I mean, man! Wouldn't it?

wouldn't it be a totally sick joke if all the murderers were gone and there were only people left pointing at each other and hanging each other. I mean, man! Wouldn't it?

that would be hillllllaaaaarrious.... :crossed::swear2::frusty:

think about this.

the first murder game didn't get many participants because it was new/bugs ironed out, etc.
this time it did, however my feeling is slippy would still have nominated at least 1 person to be murderer he could count on to turn up regularly, know the rules and would continue to murder people and not disappear for days on end which would ruin the game. in that sense, selecting someone he wasn't sure would do the above (ie. warthog) just doesn't make sense. the game wouldn't have worked.

the way i see it, too many people have been hanged that i would say aren't big posters or not day-to-day regulars. ok, so we all signed up for the game, but some people have barely participated. using the logic above, that doesn't make sense.

so for instance, darth, my reasoning, or lack thereof for nominating you in the past round was for this very reason. nothing personal. you were someone who would fit into the description above, would keep the game going and make it a success.

thats why i think the murderer/s are still on the loose.

I like that logic. It makes perfect sense and in fact, I'd think that way too. It's why I was able to nab The Low from jump in the first game. Only problem is...I'm Innocent.

But hell, I'd hang me too with that line of thinking. Naturally, I'm going to put up a fight if someone tries to hang me. I think everyone does

I'm not taking anything personally, and I SINCERELY hope nobody else does either. Anything I've done or said is purely in the spirit of the game and in an effort to make it more fun for everyone (myself included).

I find myself getting mad :mad2:at the murderer...and then I think.."Hey wait, Slippy chose this cat and they are just doing what they have to do...and a damned good job at that:frusty:".

That being said, when we catch him/them (if we haven't already) I think we should make him read and memorize 100 Lee lineup cards before cooking him. I also think we should pour the food seasoning in his open wounds before cooking him because he is making us feel incompetent!!!!!!! :pound:

I'm thinking maybe we finally got him though. The living detectives are redeemed and the zombies can finally :rip:

I'd be interested in hearing a recap from slippy's perspective and from the murderers.

wouldn't it be a totally sick joke if all the murderers were gone and there were only people left pointing at each other and hanging each other. I mean, man! Wouldn't it?

Slippy you S.O.B. :angrysoapbox:

wouldn't it be a totally sick joke if all the murderers were gone and there were only people left pointing at each other and hanging each other. I mean, man! Wouldn't it?

Yes, yes it wouldn't be. :stirthepot:

I'd be interested in hearing a recap from slippy's perspective and from the murderers.

Yeah, that would be really cool. I'm sure its been tough for Slippy to stay (relatively) silent all this time. I'm sure he's had a good chuckle at our "detective" work on more than one occasion. :pound:

Yes, yes it wouldn't be. :stirthepot:



Yeah, that would be really cool. I'm sure its been tough for Slippy to stay (relatively) silent all this time. I'm sure he's had a good chuckle at our "detective" work on more than one occasion. :pound:

Slippy, just tell us if it's over. I'm pretty much done looking for clues anyhow, but I don't want to wait 3 days to fnd out for sure.
Just tell us...is...it...OVER?

okay whoever murdered me, i at least hope you provided a tasty bacon / ribs / pork meal for you and your family!!

btw webz, i won't be disappearing for days on end once the season starts, but i needed a little break from the pistons. :D and roscoe, you can go die!! :O

I don't talk to dead people who promise pictures and never deliver.

oops :O this season!! haha