Compiled stats for the week can be found in the link below.

week 1 (http://www.pistonsforum.com/xslippy/Page.htm).
week 2 (http://www.pistonsforum.com/xslippy/week2.htm)
week 4 (http://www.pistonsforum.com/xslippy/novweek3.htm)
week 5 (http://www.pistonsforum.com/xslippy/novicestatswk5.htm)
week 6 (http://www.pistonsforum.com/xslippy/novstatswk6.htm)
week 7 (http://www.pistonsforum.com/xslippy/novicestatswk7.htm)

Thanks for the stats Slip.

Things aren't quite as bad as it looked for the Taters. :gun1:I shall return.

Compiled stats for the week can be found in the link below.

week 1 (http://www.pistonsforum.com/xslippy/Page.htm).
That's great work, Slippy!!! Now I now that I need a 3PT shooting player who dishes alot of assists while producing only few TO's. :nerd2:

my sandbagging worked! i look like the worst 7-2 team in the league. of course that's probably true anyway :D i have a feeling linwood is gonna rock me this week with the extra players, and mine have been subpar so far

Now I now that I need a 3PT shooting player who dishes alot of assists while producing only few TO's. :nerd2:
Steve Nash.

Excellent, thanks dslip. (It is getting to be a serious chore around here to keep titles straight.)

Steve Nash.


nash still has 3+ turns. he needs billups!

Steve Nash.
Oh yeah, unfortunately I haven't got a C I could offer him (after he lost Brad Miller). But maybe he wants one of my C's for Nash- I can offer great, dominant big men like Dalambert, Magloire, Ben Wallace or Dampier :pound:

Alas, pull Nashy out and the whole thing comes down like a house of cards. (Which could happen with him, but surely will happen without him.) And what would I be left with? A tall guy standing among the rubble. Unless I took BBen who can barely see over the rubble.

i'll give you okafor for nash :D

i'll give you okafor for nash :D

Oh man, what's next? You gonna make a run at Joey Graham?

I'll offer Josh smith for nash. After that, you will suffer the curse of the Josh Smith trade offer. I tried to deal Josh smith for Josh howard and Darko...Howard goes down - out 2 weeks...darko can't get off the bench. I tried to deal josh smith for brad miller...brad miller goes down - 4 weeks. Hopefully that was all part of nba.com's trial league so you guys will be safe.

We call him Golden Graham in the Great White North.

i do have an abundance of centers if you're looking for trades...charlie v. is intriguing :D

on a sidenote, karma has bit me in the ass, as my constant add/drops to try and balance out the # of games my team plays vs. linwood this week has backfired ... pietrus didn't even play yesterday. so much for my 'sleeper pick of the year' :( haha

I'll offer Josh smith for nash. After that, you will suffer the curse of the Josh Smith trade offer.

That's not very jedi-like. :nono:

You might need a good dunking in some swamp water.


Besides, I'm sure it was just the pre-formed thought in your head of offering Smith that sent Brad Miller's foot into apoplexy.

Besides, I'm sure it was just the pre-formed thought in your head of offering Smith that sent Brad Miller's foot into apoplexy.

Naw, it was the offer otherwise the whole league would have gone down with injuries. I think after I offered the trade to webz he got a call from a little girl who said "28 days"

Warthog, which of my C's do you want? Magloire, Mr. superslow who has troubles getting play time against Przybilla (!). Dalambert, who is out of breath after 15minutes of action and who tries to pick up as many fouls as possible?
Dampier, who only plays well when in his contract year? Or Ben Wallace who proves he's not his ol' self ?

i don't want any of your C's!! the offer was to give one of mine to you!! :O i'd take ben though

i don't want any of your C's!! the offer was to give one of mine to you!! :O i'd take ben though
A team can never have enough big men!

A team can never have enough big men!

Amen. I love me a good big man!

Um... that didn't come out right. I mean that I like big men. Um... I like my men big?


Jammer
If you wondered where all the centers are, just check out Jammer’s squad. With Ming, Darko, Bynum, Dampier and Blount, Jammers has cornered the market.

http://www.pistonsforum.com/fantasy-basketball/4317-adv-league-06-07-banter-7.html

Amen. I love me a good big man!

Um... that didn't come out right. I mean that I like big men. Um... I like my men big?
I'm pretty sure that came out the way you meant it! ;)

I'm pretty sure that came out the way you meant it! ;)
What came out...of where? Ewwww. Never mind. TMI.

week 2 stats are on the 1st post.

week 2 stats are on the 1st post.

Thanks Slippy.:hail:

The numbers reveal the Sithians are quickly growing powerful.

Beware young Jedi!

I am looking for volunteers to share in making the weekly compiled stats. Maybe hands make light work...or a lot of turnovers.

I can help. It's a crappy job for one guy to get stuck with but immensely useful for the players.

It's really a shame that Yahoo doesn't provide a stat feed, or standardized export. We could put Warthog's PHP skills to work writing an importer.

i can try but i'm very busy (and the weekly wrap-ups take up so much time already). but i was thinking of writing one anyway for my own benefit, so we'll see.

I'll help. Lemme know what I can do.

soooo Tater. You want to compile weekly stats. I need last week and and probably the week before or something.

I'd do it- but I could start only after tomorrow, since I'm having a big fat exam (and still posting, I'm such a nerd). :nerd2:

thanks Ralphimaniac!
Darth Tater is working on last weeks blah-di-blah. if you can do week 5 ralphi, that would rock the shizzle

week 4 compiled stats are up. Thanks to darth's hard work. sorry about missing week 3. I know I wish it never happened. :pound:

Great they don't turn the ball over and they shoot free throws lights out.

I've drafted a bunch of coach's kids.

sorry, I am having technical difficulties with the stats. it will be up this week

sorry, I am having technical difficulties with the stats. it will be up this week
have I done anything wrong :sssh:

If I can help, let me know.

the problem is that I have my pf.com mail account at home and my MS office program at work. I need to convert the xls into html. If the xls or doc files get html-iszed before its sent, I can post it easily. otherwise I have to convert them...which isn't hard. I'll have to install office on my home PC.

I can probably get you webmail access but not right away.

If you forward me the xls, I can get you an html.

Thanks to the HEROIC efforts of 2xralphi, the novice compiled stats are up.

thanks man!

If I could just improve on my %'s. Thats my achilles heel.

If I could just improve on my %'s. Thats my achilles heel.
At least you've only got one achilles heel- my team is an achilles heel itself.

ChipsOnPistons...the barometer of this team. lol. That win streak catapulted him to the top of novice league and that slump may just knock him back down. we need a chart of Chips progress. lol.

All hail Ralphi, Hero of Fantasy Basketball, Father of weekly statistics and Benevolent ruler of the fabolous Ralphiboys.

week 6 compiled stats are up. Looking for a volunteer for wk 7.

week 6 compiled stats are up. Looking for a volunteer for wk 7.
Wow, this is what I call efficient work!
Interesting stats this week, I simply don't get these ups and downs- one week, my team sucks in blocks, the other it tops the league by far.
And Slippy is having landslide victories in "his" categories each week.
Who are you having on your roster? Have you cloned Dwight Howard 12 times (that would explain why you suck that badly in TO's)?

I just get really lucky. I need charlie bell to heat back up...and dump marbury. :(

I just get really lucky. I need charlie bell to heat back up...and dump marbury. :(

You just go right ahead and dump him. I'm loving your trash (See Eddy Curry).

You just go right ahead and dump him. I'm loving your trash (See Eddy Curry).
Yeah, I love it when the upper-class guys like warthog or slippy dump players while calling it "throwing a bone to someone". :MusicBigGrin:

Apparently something is working out if you are dumping guys that good:pound:

haha :D

looking at the weekly stats it's a wonder i'm in 1st, i never lead in anything.

of course i have the top overall FG% but i'm only 4-2 in that category, 2-2-2 in blocks despite leading the league, and 5-0-1 in steals even though i'm middle of the pack. weird how matchups work (and how different this is from rotisserie)

yeah wart, I find it strange that every team you face somehow forgets to set its lineup. :sssh:

week 6 compiled stats are up. Looking for a volunteer for wk 7.
No volunterrs. I guess its on me again. looking for a volunteer for next week.

week 7 compiled is up.

week 7 compiled is up.
wow, Slippy- when I look at the stats, I guess our matchup surely was the match of the week. And you only won by 0.7%, that still sucks to me.

Ralphi, I gotta tip my hat off to your and your team. Wade out, some other significant injuries...and you still dominated the 3ptm and STL cats. I had to sit Antwan at the last minute cuz I didn't want to lose FG%.

That was a battle.

Ralphi, I gotta tip my hat off to your and your team. Wade out, some other significant injuries...and you still dominated the 3ptm and STL cats. I had to sit Antwan at the last minute cuz I didn't want to lose FG%.

That was a battle.
A finesse move- I wonder why you played Alston, who is a below .400 shooter. I wanted to do the same (bench Dunleavy and Tinsley) but when I came home, the Pacers and the Warriors were already playing. Destiny that the games started that early.
Now I have to hope that West, Wally and JR Smith will be back soon- still awaiting how many games JR will have to sit out. Luckily, I ain't no Carmelo- owner. Damn, that was rough punch against Mardy Collins.

A finesse move- I wonder why you played Alston, who is a below .400 shooter. I wanted to do the same (bench Dunleavy and Tinsley) but when I came home, the Pacers and the Warriors were already playing. Destiny that the games started that early.
Now I have to hope that West, Wally and JR Smith will be back soon- still awaiting how many games JR will have to sit out. Luckily, I ain't no Carmelo- owner. Damn, that was rough punch against Mardy Collins.
It was sheer ocular savvy. I knew that Rafer always shoots better in the afternoon and not so well at night. That coupled with the...ok, thats bs...actually, I was playing games and when I checked it, all those guys had played andwe were up a tick on some % and I wanted to sit both wilcox and jamison but was too late for wilcox.