Tomorrow's half time will feature an eating contest between Sean Rogers and Damien Woody.

The following week the top five winners of the Why Matt Millen is the best gm essay contest will get three chances at throwing the best moonball. Guest judges will include Jeff Garcia and Jon Kitna.

For the next halftime Kenoy Kennedy will drive a ford f150 across the field while contestants fire balls trying to land them in the truck bed. The contestant with the most balls in the truck bed wins a trip to the Wendy's drive through with the Lion coach of their choice,clothes optional.

For the final game half time extravaganza Joey Harrington will perform a new Lions fight song he penned himself with Matt Millen and Tony Siragusa on back up vocals.

Anybody else have any ideas?

Those are soooo good. :rofl:

Thanks buddy. We need a kick in the pants. I'm sure the resident comedians will be along soon to add their ten cents.

How about the pick Mike Williams out of a lineup contest. The winner will get to be the Lions new wr of the week.

Pound the rock contest. Creativity counts.

Before the game contestants will guess the number of offensive penalties comitted and the tie breaker will be guessing how many sacks Bacchus gives up.

Dre Bly look a like contest. Yikes!

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Great work man!

The Lions should hire you for their marketing department!