Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen was suspended by the NFL for Sunday's game against the Chicago Bears for two arrests -- one for drunken driving and one for nude driving. He also was fined $20,000 in addition to the one-week suspension. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell cited the defensive line coach for conduct detrimental to the league, NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said Tuesday.

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Oh for cryin out loud, what's up with the new super-trendy, nude driving?

Oh for cryin out loud, what's up with the new super-trendy, nude driving?

Apparently, we missed the memo that stated this was cool.