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24sec.net - Basketball News - Milicic: We will destroy them all! (http://24sec.net/article.asp?index=3885)

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"We'll destroy them all - Spaniards, Greeks, Lithuanians, Russians, Frenches, Italians... All of them! They're good, but we can demolish them all. Spain is not unbeatable. I like to play against Pau Gasol, he's soft. If we win Gold medal in Spain, I'll take my shirt off and then I will jump from Parliament terrasse. After that I dont need anything else in my life"

I'm recalling that drunken Darko picture that circulated a couple of years ago. The one where he is leaning against a guy with a blurred face? OK...then someone asks him a question and sticks a microphone in his face....

Sounds OK to me. He just wants to demolish everybody and then party. Why would you want someone on your team with different goals?

If I am the Orlando Magic GM, I'd think twice about giving a long term deal to a naked terrace jumper who could realize all of his career ambitions this summer, and not on my team.

Now he's TJ* Hooker?


*Terrace Jumper

Sounds OK to me. He just wants to demolish everybody and then party. Why would you want someone on your team with different goals?

Exactly. I think he's found his mind. He did pretty good last year on his national team, and he thinks he can do better enough this year to be full of irrational exuberance. Not only that...the quotes are fun. Unlike most of the crap we here from these pr agent coached NBA players.

My favorite is "I like to play against Pau Gasol. He is soft." LOL.

He is talking about his national team for crying out loud. Let Darko be Darko.

Darko calling Gasol soft? Ha... ha. That is laughable coming from a guy who feel asleep on a beach and ended up looking like a fried prune. Until Darko averages 20pts a game he needs to keep his "F"ing trap shut.

The quotes aren't exactly legit.

check out this other article they have:

24sec.net - Basketball News - Serbian head-coach offers TV or laptop for Radmanovic phone number (http://24sec.net/article.asp?index=3892)

It's like the National Enquirer.

Why don't they just call Darko and get these guys #s?

Serbia's national team is like the keystone cops.

I guess Darko has Piston DNA. Sheed must be proud.

I guess Darko has Piston DNA. Sheed must be proud.
Unfortunately, he has the more recent form of it. Overconfidence.

No he didn't!

Interesting comments coming out of Darko. Maybe if he showed 1/10 of that passion when he was on the Pistons, he might still be here.

DumbA** better sign a contract first.

.588 playoff shooting % he's got the world by the tail.
He just wants Gasol to bring that weak stuff around him.

Maybe Gasol can show Darko his Gold Medal.

The quotes aren't exactly legit...It's like the National Enquirer.

Although it's always a great way to pass the time making fun of Darko, it has been pointed out that these quotes aren't from a legitimate source. So....

let's continue to make fun of him. :gun1:

Darko said Pau Gasol is soft! :pound::pound::pound::pound::pound:

Right or wrong aurora, there is a contingent of fans who still feel that Darko did not bring his "A" effort in Detroit.

Ultimately the joke is on Pistons fans, and that contingent as well because we have little to nothing now to show for that draft after the Delfino trade.

So please allow us our bitterness and self loathing. It's a poor salve for our wounded egos. :MusicBigGrin:

So please allow us our bitterness and self loathing. It's a poor salve for our wounded egos. :MusicBigGrin:

Sigh. :pound::) Okay, Roscoe. But it's been going on....like....forever. :nerd2:

I can't make promises on this, but I am pretty sure it will stop after Darko has been retired for 4 or 5 years. Say, 2025.

Maybe Gasol can show Darko his Gold Medal.

maybe darko can sell gasol his nba championship ring.

maybe darko can sell gasol his nba championship ring.

Or 1 playoff win.

Good point jay. No way we win the 2004 title without Darko giving dirty looks from the bench towards Karl Malone.

Good point jay. No way we win the 2004 title without Darko giving dirty looks from the bench towards Karl Malone.

LOL. Love that avatar, Rosco. I can still hear the guy at the Spectrum: "Julius Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrving!"

Thanks. I was watching him on NBATV during a classic game and it reminded me why I love basketball so much.

The game just seemed to come so easily to him. Like Darko.

So Darko, what is best in life...

Darko, "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."

YouTube - Conan the Barbarian - What is best in life? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI)

When did Darko get the hair extensions?

when I saw that we will crush them quote, I immediately thought of that scene from Conan.

This is what Darko meant to say.

I will dunk on my enemies, and see them posterized before me, and hear the lamentation of their faaaaaanssss.

Yea I remember the alonzo mourning posterization in the preseason.. man that was impressive.

So Darko, what is best in life...

Darko, "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."
Thanks for the laugh.

still wishing he was on this team...