Hey, this will be removed in 5 minutes like all of the other The "Official Jammer is a big hoser" threads, but you know...perseverance and all that jazz.

Feel free to post exactly why YOU think Jammer is a big hoser.

Format: Jammer is a big hoser because_______

OK, I'll start

Jammer is a hoser because:


(1) He feeds the poor penguins that he traps on his front lawn to the Polar bears in his back yard.

(2) He always takes Roscoe's side...what a shmoozer (Somebody hand this guy some chapstick).

(3) Uhmmm...Can we use the word SUCKS on this forum to describe somebody's fantasy teams. Because if so, I want to say how much his team SUCKS. I mean SUCKS with a big old "S".

this needs to be a sticky...

this needs to be a sticky...

:p_welldone::rofl:

Speaking of fantasy....

Darth, while I'm really flattered by all of the attention you've been paying to me lately, my wife asked if you could please stop calling our house. I'm sure you're really a nice guy deep down, I'm just not interested in, as your hourly PM's state, "hanging out" or "watching the Pistons while spooning".

Speaking of fantasy....

Darth, while I'm really flattered by all of the attention you've been paying to me lately, my wife asked if you could please stop calling our house. I'm sure you're really a nice guy deep down, I'm just not interested in, as your hourly PM's state, "hanging out" or "watching the Pistons while spooning".

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...

How did you decide to put this thread in the "Lions and Football" section? Jammer is equally a hoser in all of the other threads.

How did you decide to put this thread in the "Lions and Football" section? Jammer is equally a hoser in all of the other threads.

I thought I could hide it here so it wouldn't get removed so fast. Roscoe is Cannuckian...the last place he will be looking is a football thread.

But you're right...maybe someone can move it to the green room so everyone can enjoy it. :MusicBigGrin:

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...
:pound::pound::pound:
I'm FREE!!!:lock1::ballchain

How did you decide to put this thread in the "Lions and Football" section? Jammer is equally a hoser in all of the other threads.
:grouphug:

Format: Jammer is a big hoser because_______

1) He beat me last week in FF by 1.5 points because he employed sneaky stat-garnering techniques such as 2 point conversions and return yards for inept WR's.

2) He is the commish and got the number 1 pick.

Is she still saying that I'm calling for YOU?

She keeps promising me she is going to break the news to you...what? does she offer even more lopsided trades?? i mean DT, what IS the appeal?

what? does she offer even more lopsided trades?? i mean DT, what IS the appeal?

Hey, I think we're only supposed to be making fun of Jammer in this thread.

brrrt! personal foul. Number 13. Slippywalker.

brrrt! personal foul. Number 13. Slippywalker.

Now you need to move this thread to the Green room.

Now you need to move this thread to the Green room.

Yea, and change the title to "Official Jammer is a big hoser, eh" thread.

Yea, and change the title to "Official Jammer is a big hoser, eh" thread.

Don't you think that's a bit much?

I mean, he might be offended by the "eh". He's very sensitive about his Cannuckian heritage, and doesn't like others knowing about it, eh.

Don't you think that's a bit much?

I mean, he might be offended by the "eh". He's very sensitive about his Cannuckian heritage, and doesn't like others knowing about it, eh.
Hardly. Haven't you ever read my signature before?

Hardly. Haven't you ever read my signature before?

Nothing wrong with Canada. It's a great country and the girls are nice. :canada::dance:

Nothing wrong with Canada. It's a great country and the girls are nice. :canada::dance:
Canadian girls just LOVE an Australian accent. A recent employee of mine was on a work Visa from Australia. All he had to do was start to talk and the girls were putty in his hands. Of course they would also always ask him "Are you from England?" hahaha

I expect the Lions to lose to the 'Boys this Sun. And it might be the last straw for the psychotic Lion Fan Jamm. 5 straight losses for the Kitties. I fully expect Jamm to come screaming thur your monitor with a gun in his mouth begging some one to make him pull the trigger.

You guys are nuts!!

Jammer may be a hoser, but when do we start the "Tater is a hoser" thread? And the "Laimbeer is a hoser" thread? and the Woody is a hoser thread, etc.etc.

Its all so confusing.

I think I'll just lie down and rest. :)

Tater won't get a "Tater is a hoser, eh!" thread...he deserves an entire forum. BTW come check us out at Taterisahoser.com.nu

Tater won't get a "Tater is a hoser, eh!" thread...he deserves an entire forum. BTW come check us out at Taterisahoser.com.nu

That's your second technical warning Slippy. We are making fun of JAMMER in this thread. I get enough crap in the other threads! :pound:

Actually, negative attention is better than no attention at all..........
unless you're Joey Harrington........................

I really think we need to move this thread, SLIPPY!!!
It seems like everyone has quite a bit to "eh"...I mean "say" about our boy Jammer. I'd hate for someone to miss out on sharing the love,eh.

Speaking of Jammer...I haven't seen him in a bit. Maybe his sled just got stuck in the snow. Or maybe one of his sled dogs got ill.

Eh, I mean Hey, how come Roscoe hasn't said anything? Hmmm...seems like maybe they are in cahoots, eh?

Let's see.....

It seems that Tater is the suck-ER and Jammer is the suck-EEE.

Always knew Tater was a sucker. :pound::pound:

Format: Jammer is a big hoser because_______


He watches "Strange Brew" at least once a week. And continues to laugh at it.

Take off, eh?

Rumor has it that we will be having a country-wide referendum on whether or not Jammertime will become Canada's official "National Hoser".

It's an honored and distinguished position last held by Don Cherry.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9241/don20cherry2017mt6.jpg

The National Hoser is responsible for meeting Hosers from other countries, like the Queen of England and the President of the United States. Past Hosers have been successful at negotiating treaties, strengthening military alliances and opening brand new shopping malls.

With his motto of "Don't Tater me Hoser", the youth of Canada identify with Jammertime as a Hoser of integrity, and a Hoser of the people.

I'm voting for Jammertime and I'm encouraging my family to do the same.

:pound::pound::pound:

Rumor has it that we will be having a country-wide referendum on whether or not Jammertime will become Canada's official "National Hoser".

It's an honored and distinguished position last held by Don Cherry.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9241/don20cherry2017mt6.jpg

The National Hoser is responsible for meeting Hosers from other countries, like the Queen of England and the President of the United States. Past Hosers have been successful at negotiating treaties, strengthening military alliances and opening brand new shopping malls.

With his motto of "Don't Tater me Hoser", the youth of Canada identify with Jammertime as a Hoser of integrity, and a Hoser of the people.

I'm voting for Jammertime and I'm encouraging my family to do the same.

:pound::pound: :pound:

Wow. Jammer got his picture taken with Grapes!! Is he sticking his tongue out to show Grapes he's going to be the new National Hoser??

Jammer has my vote for sure. I mean, what are friends for?

That's ok, laugh it up while you still can, but you won't be invited to my inauguration ceremony.

That's ok, laugh it up while you still can, but you won't be invited to my inauguration ceremony.

I think the power and status of being a candidate for the hoser award is already going to his head.

Since you guys were bringing back the oldies but goodies...

Since you guys were bringing back the oldies but goodies...
Hahaha Jee, thanks. :gun1:

Why is this thread still open, I wonder?

:hoops:

Why is this thread still open, I wonder?

:hoops:
Because Jammer has a wonderful sense of humor, and tolerates the babblings of DT. :D

Why is this thread still open, I wonder?

:hoops:

Because Jammer is STILL a hoser!

Because Jammer has a wonderful sense of humor, and tolerates the babblings of DT. :D



Don't you have something a little more significant to say somewhere else...like in the food thread?

Just because this is a "Hoser" thread does not mean that it concerns YOU! :pound:

Don't you have something a little more significant to say somewhere else...like in the food thread?

Just because this is a "Hoser" thread does not mean that it concerns YOU! :pound:

Thats harsh.... He's a wonderful person that works hard and deserves our respect and we should sing his praises from every roof?

























think he bought my sucking up?

Thats harsh.... He's a wonderful person that works hard and deserves our respect and we should sing his praises from every roof?



How about we throw him off that roof instead? Then we really will have something to sing about.

:cold:

How about we throw him off that roof instead? Then we really will have something to sing about.

:cold:
Ah yes, the Sword of Damocles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damocles).